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Labeling this DD because, aside from having to do with an offer to be paid to post DD, I actually performed due diligence on the offer.
If you think those alarm posts yesterday about top posters here/YouTubers getting paid to distract apes during the MOASS was FUD, I'm here with proof it's totally fucking true. (Details edited out for privacy. More on why below...) I have now sent unedited proof of the company to mods just for public integrity so you all know I'm not making this up. No I will not publicly out them right now Update 4/18
Update 1: I posted part of the phone call for the naysayers
Some of you may know my username from memes. Sometimes I overdose on crayons and throw up a colorful DD. Some people think I'm crazy because I've posted some kinda out there theories (I stand by every one of them). But I'm just doing my thing, posting about GME in a few main stock subs since January. Cruising around reddit being a trippy lil pink cat πππ
In the last couple of weeks I feel the tides have changed on the battlefront. Obvious paid shill accounts with the ol' adjective-noun-number format in their username started commenting way more hateful, personal stuff on my posts. All kinds of messages that seemed like they were meant to be not too aggressive, but make me paranoid none the less. After I made a few seemingly big connections in my recent posts, my account was reported for self harm. (I am a perfectly happy and content lil kitty, don't worry π). Things started getting a little spooky. I also got over 100 new followers just after posting that same OP. (I'm not going to link it here because that's not what this post is about.)
Did you hear me?! Over 100 new followers in like a 2 hour time frame. After a post that got like 30 upvotes and some Q comments.
Which brings me to why I'm posting this now. I was approached yesterday by a brand new reddit account to Get paid to write posts/DDs/memes in our stock subs, but only about certain NASDAQ/NYSE/OTC/EURO companies. NOT GME
I scheduled a phone interview yesterday afternoon because... y'k
... keep reading on reddit β‘Fellow apes letβs help the bag holders if there are any after the squeeze.
Edit: Damn this post really exploded. Iβm over 100k invested in this stock and when it squeezes I will become a multimillionaire. I plan on giving millions back to the community anyway and am more than willing to give more than 20k to apes who diamond handed through it all to make it all possible (apes who somehow miss the squeeze and end up losing money). I love the ape community and the amazing things that weβve done so far and I firmly believe in No Ape Left Behind.
Edit: A lot of apes are asking since when theyβve been holding. It really doesnβt matter because when this squeezes you all will make money. If for some reason you canβt sell or your PC and all other electronics explode and you end up missing the squeeze and LOSE money I along with the ape community would love to share our tendies.
Also I and most likely the community would be very willing to help out in any situation youβre in. Maybe you can only afford X shares and it isnβt enough to pay off medical bills and debt, Iβll gladly spread some of my tendies.
Also if any apes are starting companies and are open to investment, DM me after the squeeze (more than willing). I plan on starting my own companies and would love to start an ape Network where we can all help each other post squeeze.
Use this post to discuss whatever you want! Future dream casts, trying your stand up career, crying shenanigans about this season's robbed cinnamon bun... it all goes here. Just remember to be civil and keep opinions here and not in the speculation threads. Thank you!
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Not financial advice and not an advisor
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I have some non-reddit friends who own the stock, who largely don't have any experience in the market. They don't understand how a short squeeze works, and are dubious of the high figures us apes know are possible and a certainty, because they aren't doing the DD.
If nobody sells below $10M, then that's the floor. Stop doubting the process, and instead start sending out positive vibes and support to everyone else that has doubts! The easiest way to help uneasy investors is to show them that they are not alone in this fight. The few paperhands out there will provide the bit of liquidity required for the price to go up, and the diamond handed apes will take over from there.
Edit: Also don't be a dick. There is a lot of positivity in these subs, but there is just as much (or more) negativity - especially towards people who are new to all of this. Embrace that everybody has to start from zero knowledge, and help them along.
A diamond.
There is an old quote in the world of trading "time in the market, beats timing the market". This is just an expression to state that if you hold long enough then your portfolio will go up no matter when you joined. I've just realised that the expression "Diamond hands" is the equivalent. If you're a "Diamond hander" then you're able to bear the market for long enough to see return.
edit: Thank you for the generous awards, I am surprised how many people have not heard the original trading quote.
edit2: Thanks everyone for getting me 1000 likes, nice to see so many people agreeing with me in the comments :)
Finally managed to get out of D4 hell, with no less than a 16 game win streak, playing as Lissanda (aside from one Tristana and one Vel'koz mid game) but I lost at DII 92. Obviously the fear of a massive losing streak coming up kicked in, but still managed to clutch it up for 2 games in a row for the win to get Diamond 1. Honestly it feels unreal, especially given how Liss isnt an A or S tier champion currently. Its surreal that after playing for almost 10 years, how much excitement and happiness this game can produce.
Bringin heat even as one of the elderly investors here, my dad is officially an ape.
I had been investing for 2 weeks when the price hit $480 in January. I had read a few DDs, learned the definition of short selling, but that was pretty much it. My appetite for risk was low but I believed in the squeeze just enough to hold until I saw red in my account. It was the first time I had βlostβ money in stocks and it was fucking scary, so I pulled out.
I feel like I was a completely different person back then. I actually looked to the mainstream media to tell me when the squeeze was over! But when we saw that DFV had doubled his position, I knew something was up. I started reading DD again, and a week later I had a position 2x larger than I had before. I transferred to Fidelity, where I plan to diamond hand every one of my shares until every HF short on GME has collapsed in on itself like a dying star.
The months of reading DD, researching new topics and wrapping my mind around how huge this squeeze is gonna be has sealed their fates. They made a bet that retail would give up the second we faced any conflict, and it was the worst bet ever made on Wallstreet.
I also wanna thank all you apes who held the line during the first squeeze. You truly have diamond fucking balls/vulva. Us baby apes wouldnβt be here right now if it werenβt for you!
Leave a comment if y'all are those real pure diamond handed apes!!!!! ( Not financial advice, I dropped out of school in 9th grade so don't listen to anything I say) HOW DOES THIS STOCK SQUEEZE? DONT FUCKING SELL A GOD DAMN SHARE!!!
https://twitter.com/KeliosFR/status/1393958122520293379
Makes sense, since TPC usually does something in June and a presentation happening a week or two before E3 showing new details for Legends and BDSP makes sense given how they operated in the past.
I understand that Garen is strong right now, there is no denying that. But he is a mechanically simple champ, that anyone can pick up and play. That is why his win-rate should always be high, he doesn't have any skill-floor whatsoever. And it's easily reflected how punishable he is in the fact that he goes down to being a modest B tier pick in Master tier, whereas Darius is still S+ with 22% ban rate and 54% win rate, just like he is in Gold.
For optimal win-rate you should consider pick-rate, ban-rate and also skill-floor. Obviously champs like Yone are arguably extremely strong, but they should have low winrates as people are going to fail the first dozen games they play with it.
Darius without a doubt requires way more skill. Yet he is picked more, banned more, and has a higher win-rate. He is just as scary in Iron IV as he is in Diamond I or Master.
Garen stomps low elo, yet he doesn't stomp it as much, he is not banned as much nor picked as much and he falls into obscurity in high elo. So why the nerf?
Also the Heimer nerf is beyond ridiculous, 0.5% pick and ban rate, no-one gives a shit about this champ. There are literally dozens of champs which deserve a nerf before Heimer does.
TEST YOUR MIGHT!!
Edit: Yaβll motivated the fuck out of me. Opened a fidelity account so I can buy a ticket and a shit ton of bananas for our trip to the π
I will be staying strapped into my seat for the duration of the flight π π
DFV's actions in this saga make it perfectly clear to me that he will hold all the way through the MOASS. I have zero doubt about that in my mind now.
We already know he's not in it for the squeeze, never has been. Check out his GME bull thesis on youtube, where he lays it all out perfectly: he believes in GameStop's transformation. He likes the stock. He knows it'll be worth several thousand even after the squeeze, and he's just helping us Apes along the way.
He sees the deep fucking value.
Remember what he did. He doubled down on 50k the day after appearing in Congress, he held the options until the very last moment, only to reveal he yolod another 50k on top just to double down again on the double down.
Those additional 50k weren't $12, those were regular $150 shares. Go figure.
He's literally stock Jesus and I'm 100% positive that he is going to hold his shares all the way through the squeeze.
He's not like Ken, he doesn't need to be the #1 richest fucker in the world at the expense of everyone else. He's already crazy rich, he'll be so much richer with GME growing, and he's only getting started.
He's gonna help apes succeed. By doing what he does best, what he's always done. He's the most diamond handed ape there is, and has proven that over and over and over again, against all resistance.ππ
DFV's final update is the most incredible move I have ever seen, and I am ready to yolo every cent I have left come monday. It made me realize there's a game even bigger than the MOASS, and betting on that game will both maximize the squeeze, and still make everyone rich by holding.
It comes down to this:
Helping Apes succeed with MOASS will make GameStop the #1 Company in the world. DFV knows that, Ryan Cohen knows that. This means that GME is the most amazing long-term opportunity for value investors in the history of mankind, and MOASS will amplify that by another fuckton. Now, who is the greatest value investor of our generation? Bingo. DFV stands to hold 200k shares of that company. DEEP value, in a post-MOASS economy. This is the bigger picture.
That potential is worth so much more to him than any specific dollar amount. It's why DFV will be the next Warren Buffett.
> "that's good cause I'm a value investor, so I don't need to be precise" - DFV
Even money is fleeting, GME is not. It's simply the best place to hedge a
... keep reading on reddit β‘Edit: I mean 200$ is a shit price to sell lol. and anything below 5M.
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Labeling this DD because, aside from having to do with an offer to be paid to post DD, I actually performed due diligence on the offer.
If you think those alarm posts yesterday about top posters here/YouTubers getting paid to distract apes during the MOASS was FUD, I'm here with proof it's totally fucking true. (Details edited out for privacy. More on why below...) I have now sent unedited proof of the company to mods just for public integrity so you all know I'm not making this up. No I will not publicly out them right now Update
Update: I posted the first 60 seconds of the phone call for the naysayers.
Some of you may know my username from memes. Sometimes I overdose on crayons and throw up a colorful DD. Some people think I'm crazy because I've posted some kinda out there theories (I stand by every one of them). But I'm just doing my thing, posting about GME in a few main stock subs since January. Cruising around reddit being a trippy lil pink cat πππ
In the last couple of weeks I feel the tides have changed on the battlefront. Obvious paid shill accounts with the ol' adjective-noun-number format in their username started commenting way more hateful, personal stuff on my posts. All kinds of messages that seemed like they were meant to be not too aggressive, but make me paranoid none the less. After I made a few seemingly big connections in my recent posts, my account was reported for self harm. (I am a perfectly happy and content lil kitty, don't worry π). Things started getting a little spooky. I also got over 100 new followers just after posting that same OP. (I'm not going to link it here because that's not what this post is about.)
Did you hear me?! Over 100 new followers in like a 2 hour time frame. After a post that got like 30 upvotes and some Q comments.
Which brings me to why I'm posting this now. I was approached yesterday by a brand new reddit account to *Get paid to write posts/DDs/memes in our stock subs, but only about certain (just 3 or 4 apparently!!!) NASDAQ/NYSE/OTC/EURO compa
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