I heard that 23% of the crew of Christopher Columbus' Santa Maria were named Juan
Which means there was a three to Juan ratio
The barber asked how I wanted my hair. I said I wanted a crew.
Five minutes later, ten barbers asked how I wanted my hair.
What do you call the crew of a rocket launch that gets cancelled?
My elderly neighbor had some landscapers take care of his lawn every weekend for several years. Recently, he hired a new crew, but forgot to fire the old crew. So this weekend they both showed up to mow his lawn, and got into a fight over who should be there.
He had no idea he had started a turf war.
The Captain of our flight called the cops when he saw a film crew
He heard they were there to shoot a pilot
What Did The Bavarian Say To His Crew When The Ship Had A Leak?
During my first month on the road paving crew, they always gave me all the worst jobs. I endured all of it, up until they put me on paint duty...
...that's where I finally had to draw the line.
Last summer, I worked on a party boat for the assistants to the staff of Terry Crews
I was on the Crews' crew's crew cruise crew.
What do you call the medically licensed crew of a ship that has never been attacked on its own deck?
I'm a sea captain, my crew was goofing off at the back of the ship...
... I had to give them a stern warning.
An explosion on an aircraft carrier severed most of the crew’s arms at the wrist.
The clean-up that followed was all hands on deck.
Did you hear about the North Korean hip-hop crew that escaped to the south?
The cleaning crew stopped by my office to dust
I work in an office with 2 other guys and we all get along very well. Once every other week, a cleaning crew comes in to sweep, dust, mop etc.
One of the cleaning crew had a duster out and was dusting my coworkers desk. He told the lady to hit me with the duster as I was acting silly as usual. She said she couldn't as she would go to jail for battery. I said, "No. You would go to jail for assault with a dusty weapon."
The audible groans and chuckles were fuel to my dad humoured fire.
On my yacht, I make one of the crew dress in cute costume to stand for the pole supporting the yards, booms, and rigging...
I once heard a man insult the loveable Terry Crews. I waanted to beat the shit out of him, but I knew karmic justice would judge him fairly.
If Tom Cruise and Terry Crews sold tickets for a meet and greet on a Ship headed for Mexico, they'd advertise the Cruise-Crews Cruise to Veracruz.
What did the dyslexic Captain say when he tried to teach his crew how to sing?
Congratulations to director Domee Shee and her Pixar crew for winning Best Animated Short at the Oscars!
Well deserved. Take a Bao.
A young-looking sea captain comes on deck to greet his crew for the first time and one man blurted out by accident, "He's a baby!"
The captain responded, "No shit, I used to be a seaman."
The Star Trek crew couldn’t use the internet outside of WiFi range.
They didn’t have commander data with them.
A ship was sinking and the crew had to throw coffins overboard.
They couldn't have any dead weight.
The crew began removing/replacing our siding this morning
Did you hear about the helicopter crew who rescued a CNN reporter?
It was on r/upliftingnews
What order cannot be divided between the crew?
Did you hear the pirate blue crew crashed into the red crew?
what do you call a boat when the crew can't speak their mind?
If the Captain of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D) were to betray one of his crew members...
would that crew member be hoisted by his own Picard?
What do you call it when the crew of the starship enterprise enters a massive, destructive weather pattern?
How to put crew emblems on the side of cars?
I can only put them on the hood of my merry weather truck. But I've seen them on the side.
Apparently an unaired episode of Next Generation featured a genestealer villain who tried to make evil clones of the Enterprise's crew.
they say he was hoist by his own Picard...
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