They rescheduled the quarterly pogo stick competition.
They had to wait for the he spring.
When it comes to decorating the Christmas tree, I've got a leg up on the competition. My cat says I passed out under the tree again, but I told her to stop pulling my leg.
The guy who lost the fishing competition was really upset.
He was totally out of line.
The toucan once faced fierce competition in it's ecological niche.
Eventually, though, it came to dominate the toucannot.
The result of an art competition...
Did you hear about the punctuation competition?
The winner got an apostrophe.
How did the bagel shop owner get rid of the competition on his block?
He ran a pretty intense schmear campaign
Did you hear about all the competition in the outdoor pickled cabbage contest?
In a village, far far away, two farmers often had a competition within themselves to see who harvests the most every 6 months.
After failing to win for about 9 times in a row, Jaime, hired a spy who will go and check Jack's harvest the night before the contest so he can harvest more. As the spy came back the night before, he informed the farmer Jaime about the amount that he saw inside Jack's yard but he was not able to tell the amount in exact. Jaime took the spy to his paddy field, gave him some extra money than what they initially agreed upon and said...
"You reap what you saw".
I refuse to vote for anyone in the dried fruit competition.
There aren't any good candied-dates.
What’s the Highest Level of Competition That a Semi Professional Sauerkraut Pickler Aspires To?
My son seemed really upset that he came in last at the Karate competition.
I reattached a cup holder to my son's car seat the other day. My daughter (5yo) taunted him, saying, "I have TWO cup holders!" I told her, "It's not a competition," to which she replied...
"But it is a CUP-etition!"
... I've never been so proud of her.
Who would win a racing competition among all the computer devices?
Hey did you hear that ESPN is broadcasting the 2020 Origami competition?
I heard it's pay per view...
No one expected me to win the cereal eating competition
...but I've got some Trix up my sleeve
Inspired by a recent post here
How did the dolphin win the pinball competition?
He had good flipper action
I lost the tug of war competition
Did you hear about the cow competition worth 1,000,000 dollars?
The higher up you can get your cow the higher the score you get.
The steaks are rising.
Man, wait till you hear what my finishing move was at the Battleship competition!
Frankenstein enters a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
Why did the chef lose the cooking competition?
If there were a competition for hiccups, it would probably be called The Hic-Cup.
[OC] The prehistoric shark in a limbo competition asked the presiding official, Don, to lower the bar. “Low enough?” Don asked.
“No, I want it even lower. I want it mega-low, Don.”
I'm entering into the world's tightest hat competition
I hope I can pull it off.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing competition?
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?'
I was surprised the recent author competition actually went through.
I'd heard it was a write-off.
I tried to compete in a stair climbing competition, but I lost in the first round.
I guess I better step up my game.
Did you hear about the final round of the Artist Competition?
My wife and I are having a competition to see who can steal the most dog related stuff from our local petshop.
I've just taken the lead.
I made it to the final round of the Art Competition, but didn’t win.
It turned out to be a draw.
I won the giant pickle competition at the state fair!
Did you hear about the art competition?
For the first time ever, the Wisconsin State Fair has a competition where cattle draw maps.
It's the first annual Cowtography competition.
The Great British Baking Show is an in tents competition.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
How did the florist win the competition for best occupation?
I submitted 10 puns to a joke writing competition to see if any of them made to the finals.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Why did the chef lose the cooking competition?
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