A list of puns related to "The Commuters"
It takes a toll on everybody.
He got caught up in a noose-paper.
But for some reason, whenever I bring out MC Escher’s art, I get weird stairs.
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop.
The cross roads
"I was stuck in traffic so long I got a parking ticket!"
We had a friend in town this weekend whose flight was this afternoon, so she was staying at the house for a while after my wife and I left for work. About halfway through my commute I was overtaken by a terrible sense of dread and panic that I forgotten to flush the toilet and our friend was going to come face to face with a semi-fresh dookie when she went to the restroom.
I was so mortified at this that I preemptively texted her to warn her and requested that she please, for both our sake's, flush the toilet prior to lifting the lid. We may never know whether I needed to send that text-- it was a real Schrodinger Scat situation.
This is sort of a TIFU, but I have no idea if I actually did and I'm not sure she would have the heart to tell me anyway.
"What happens when the fog lifts in Los Angeles?" "U.C.L.A"
Needless to say, it made my morning commute.
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