Did you hear about the frog that was double parked outside the club?
He got toad.
It was worth it though...
That club was hopping.
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy club.
Am I punny enough for the pun club?
A friend opened a strip club called the G.Spot...
It closed after a week as most men couldn't find it.
I was once offered the chance to join a secret club, where anyone who asks a question is permanently banned.
I went to a dance club with the Flu....
I haven't kept up my subscription to the Scrabble club....
Now they have started sending me threatening letters.
What do you get when Sam Malone from 'Cheers' goes to the club?
A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said
I had to leave the Neanderthal comedy club early
The humor was too lowbrow
A man called Bart walks into a club and the man behind the bar shoots him.
He goes “ they don’t call me the Bartender for nothing”
Why was Mike Tyson Sad at the strip club?
My new club on the moon failed...
Went to the comedy club with some friends and ended up paying for everyone...
The first annual meeting of camouflage club was a disaster.
It looks like no one showed up.
I'm worried about my friends in the Flat Earth club
Social distancing has really pushed some of them over the edge.
What did the broke guy order at the strip club’s ‘legs ‘n’ eggs’ show?
The biggest celeb i met while grocery shopping! Dude lost a lotta weight since Fight Club.
The first rule of passive aggressive club is..
You know what, never mind. It’s fine.
Our local cricket club applied to the council for a grant.
What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for years?
Seems a little inappropriate having a strip club across the road from Mini golf in town. I’m a pretty liberal guy but if I’m having a day out with my family the last thing I want to look across the road and see is a bunch of losers playing mini golf.
Why didn't the chicken get into the club?
Because it was a turkey club
A toilet, a urinal and a very drunk sink are all at the front of a club, fighting and arguing with the bouncer to allow them and their extremely intoxicated friend inside.
Repeatedly shouting “Let that sink in!”
Are you the one who signed up for the pee drinking club because if so urine
Why did the lost disciple enter a male strip club?
It was looking for guy-dance.
I made matching t-shirts for the members of my fortune tellers club...
But it turned out not all of them were mediums
I used to be the president of the Voting Sucks club in high school
It was pretty good but I never got re-elected
If the Kavanaugh ordeal has taught us anything it's that the things you do in these college boys' clubs will follow you...
Why did the electrician go to the striper club?
Because he heard the wired were HOT!
Did you hear what happened to the origami club?
Have you heard the news about the Art club going missing.
They disappeared without a trace.
The first rule of flight club...
is to take flying lessons. Also know how to read carefully.
What is the first rule of fight club
Pro Tip: If you have a gashed wound, it is cheaper to go to a comedy club than the emergency room.
You just pay the cover charge and they'll have you in stitches.
Why can’t the club footed nazi drink milk?
Because he lacks toes and tolerance
LIFE RANT: yesterday was the first day I’ve been outside my house since coronavirus started, I just wanted to get some Jimmy Johns. It’s been 3 months, I ordered a #16 Club Lulu, something seemed off but by the time I got to the car I realized...
What did the strip club sign say when they closed for Covid?
My friend opened a club called “The G-Spot”
But it closed after a week, because most men couldn’t find it.
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club.
I was excited to join the Autopsy Club
Wednesday’s are Open Mike Night.
What's the most popular event at autopsy club?
I have stopped subscribing to the Scrabble club.
Now they are sending me threatening letters
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club...
Everyone was excited about the Autopsy Club meeting...
Everyone was excited about the Autopsy Club meeting...
It was open open Mike night.
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