I don't get it as it's illegal to own a Christian, let alone buy or sell one.
The A-Men
"Well prayed"
... we should have called it the Quran-o-virus.
For God's sake.
Itโs all about G-sus.
Teacher: Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox?
They also do take away.
His exact words were, "Why emcee, eh?"
Guns and Moses.
My username is "ComeGetPslam"
Raise the lord! Raise the lord!
St. Anne.
It's pastor bed time
Because she loved casual sects.
According to the bible, "Hebrews"
They're a real molars and values crowd
It was called Canine Able.
I guess you can say he got a Bi-Cycle last night.
We really dropped the ball on that one.
"So you're a Protestant."
Dad: "Time for bed, kids"
Kids: "Throw us in bed! Throw us in bed!"
(Dad picks a kid up in his arms)
Dad: "Did I ever tell you about the three men in the book of Daniel who were thrown into the fiery furnace?"
Kids: "No!"
Dad: "Their names were... Shadrach... Meshach... and ToBedYouGo!
(tosses squealing kid through the air, onto the bed)
"Well prayed"
