A list of puns related to "The Channels"
He said, "I'm watching the weather channel and Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear"
The english cat, known by her owners as 123 won. Because the french cat, known by his owners as an du twa, cat sank.
Tunnel boring is kind of ... well, boring ... so the Eurotunnel publicity people thought it would be neat to show something on the surface when the tunnel opened. Because of the way the dual channel 'Chunnel' was excavated, with the tunnels meeting each other half-way, it was decided that two twin-hull ships should cross each other over the channel waters (one starting from Dover called "One Two Three - Go!" and once starting from Calais called "Un Duex Trois - Alles!").
The idea was for them to pass each other and set off confetti and so on for publicity reasons. Unfortunately the weather on the channel was so inclement to the catamarans that the Un Deux Trois cat' sank.
It's my favourite pasttime.
...There's No Whey I'm missing that one.
Recently, however due to other driver irresponsibility, he has suffered a car pool tunnel syndrome.
“Make sure to Lycan subscribe”
I guess they really wanted that breaking news.
He has a lot experience working remote
It’s suppose to be a romance but don’t be surprised if there’s some Fowl play.
It’s a real game changer
Thespian Network
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Singing in the shower is all fun until soap gets in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera
It must be in a remote location
He was a frat buoy.
He is calling in from the hospital with his four casts.
There's too much sax and violins.
So Saturday’s really are for the Boyce
Before today this guy had 22 subscribes. Since being posted on reddit, his subscriber count is much higher. Regardless, his Dad jokes are unparalleled.
"Do you know which president had the strongest stomach muscles? Abs Lincoln."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_owbX2VkcE
Edit: Au, thanks for the gold!
Queen receives BJ
The Mike Rowe organism.
It was in a remote location
(You're entering the conversation when it really matters)
Me: Oh nice, so did you spend time watching the Olympics?
Friend: No, I don't really watch the olympics that much actually.
Me: Same here...I only watch it every four years...
about American Pickers.
A marathon of marathons.
A torrent!
I can’t deal with all the Fake Hues!
It's called PH1.
He said, "Yes, but it gets old quick."
Coworker: you're the weather channel
Me: you're right.... my name isn't 'Not_Mr_Manager', it's always been 'the weather channel'. It was all just... a front.
Me: "I'm kind of like Egypt."
Daughter: "How's that?"
Me: "We both have toot-in-common."
And he sees the film "Gladiator" with Russell Crowe is on and he looks at me and goes "Gladiator!! And so was she!!!" Hahahaha I just about fucking died.
The "One Two Three" cat made it, but the "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.
They were named One Two Three, and Un Deux Trois.
England won; The Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq.
Two Cats swimming the English Channel to France, one was called One Two Three and the other Un Deux Trois
which cat made it?
One Two Three because Un deux trois Cat Sank
Two cats, One Two Three and Un Deux Trois have a race across the English Channel. Who won? One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq!
Told by my physics teacher, who is a dad himself.
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