I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him fifty bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.
He said, "No the steaks are too high."
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
How does the muslim butcher respond when someone cracks a joke?
Did you hear about the wise butcher?
The butchers wife always messes up everyone's orders.
What did the butcher say as his arch nemesis ran away?
The butcher kept getting my order wrong. He gave me a porterhouse instead of a filet mignon!
He said it was a mis-steak.
I was talking to a butcher the other day who showed me a 10 pound bratwurst
So I said "A ten pound bratwurst? I never sausage a thing!"
What I saw at the local butcher
Went to my butchers for my dinner but he gave me the wrong order
What did the Canadian say when he entered the Mexican Butcher store?
My friend was hesitant about joining the butcher's beauty pageant.
May end up being a Miss Steak...
Mom was a milk maid and dad worked the meat grinder at the local butcher. When they got married they took their vows very seriously.
They really meant it was for butter or for wurst.
Hear about the gang of midgets that tried to rob a butchers shop
They went away empty handed, the steaks were to high.
I went to the butcher the other day but ended up fighting him
Cause he asked if i wanted some beef
So I go the butchers and there’s a special on. 8 legs of venison for £50.
Is that a good deal or is it just two deer?
So I walked into the butcher..
And i noticed a giant T-Bone hanging from the ceiling.
I asked the butcher - Hey, whats this for?
Oh, replied the butcher Thats a compitition we have going. Choose what meat you want to buy and put it on the counter. You can then choose to jump and pull the t-bone down. If you do it in one shot, you get your meat free, otherwise you pay 50% more. Want to have a shot?
Nah I replied Steaks are too high
Why was the butcher arrested?
He was curing hams without a medical license.
Man walks into a butcher store and sees a side of beef strapped to the ceiling. As he approaches the counter he asked asks “Hey, what’s with the beef?”
Butcher tells him if he can jump up and touch it, he gets half off his purchase. If not, he pays double. The man looks up at the beef and says,
“Nah. The steaks are too high.”
A man and his wife walk into the local butchers
He notices the price of the venison and turns to his wife and says "Oh dear dear, dear dear dear."
There's a German butcher around the corner from the hospital.
.. ...just in case someone takes a turn for a wurst.
What should a vegan do before he enters the butcher?
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
I am a butcher by trade & yesterday I accidently backed into the meat grinder
I got a little behind in my work
The butcher backed up into his meat grinder
And as a result, he got a little behind in his work.
I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...
He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."
How dit the butcher introduce his wife?
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work
What happened when the butcher backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
How did the butcher introduce his girlfriend?
Did you hear about the butcher that backed up into the meat grinder?
he got a little behind in his work.
I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.
He told me the steaks were too high.
What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
I bet a butcher that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf
He refused, because the steaks were too high.
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Did you hear about the butcher that sat on his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into a meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
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