A list of puns related to "The Buddha"
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Because he didn't speak English
βThat was zen, this is Taoβ
To meditate with Yogi Bear
He walks up to the hotdog stand and the man says "What can I get for you?"
The Buddha looks at him and says "Make me one with everything."
He asked them to make him one with everything
Because he didn't have any attachments.
He was always leaving his attachments behind.
Because change comes from within.
Make me one with everything...
Credit goes to the show Maniac on Netflix but I'm sure it originated elsewhere.
A.Buddha.B
To achieve a perfect lap.
Budapest
The village elders looked at him and asked, "Didn't you just start your own religion? Ask your followers instead!"
He said, "No problem, I'll be back tomorrow."
The next day he showed up and asked for some bread.
The village elders looked at him and asked, "Doesn't your religion disavow physical needs? Transcend your hunger instead."
He said, "No problem, I'll be back tomorrow."
The next day he showed up and asked for some meat.
The village elders looked at him and asked "Doesn't your religion espouse vegetarianism? You should be asking for bread and vegetables instead."
He said, "I already did, but no problem..."
Finally, the elders called the village guards to get rid of that Hungry Buddha Pest.
A buddhist monk had a religious crisis. He open a tub of margarine and saw the face of Jesus. He said to himself "I can't believe it's not buddha." (Prounounced buddah)
It's called "Buddha, That Fat Bastard".
He used to tell me to tell it to all of my friends and I always had to remind him that none of them had been born when "The Satanic Verses" came out. Though he may be gone, my dad's fondness for terrible jokes lives on in me.
"Make me one with everything."
Make me one with everything.
Make me one with everything
Make me one with everything.
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