A really bad impressionist walks into a bar.

The bartender says, β€œWhy the wrong face?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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My Dad went out of the way for this one

One of my favorite activities is hiking, and my Dad absolutely detests hiking, so I thought it was a little odd when he asked me if I wanted to go hiking. I said yes, and we did. Then a few days later he asked me to go hiking again. It took about six trips in total for me to answer with "Count me in!" Then, with the biggest smirk in the world plastered on his face he proudly said "One."

He went hiking with my six times in the hopes that eventually I would say count me in, and he could use that joke. Bravo, Dad. Bravo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nocchi575
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2013
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My Doctor is a Dad

I went to the doctor with a hand injury from playing football (in the British sense). I hyper extended my thumb and I have a weird lump on the side. He said there's not much to be done about it. I asked how long the pain might last. He said...

"About two or three months... As a rule of thumb"

Bravo!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2016
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