The I C U
Now she’s in the ICU
He must have been having a bad har day.
I.C.U
I said, "you ain't seen Nothing yet!"
They go to the ICU.
I'll show myself out.
Q: Why did Skeleton Robin Hood get boo'd at the Costume Party??
A: He forgot his Bow n' Marrow!
Crimea river.
Because they weren't NSYNC.
Every time the chef made a meringue, the audience clapped. I was confused. I always thought Australians boo meringue.
Because he told a baaaad joke
She used bad one-eye liners.
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
For the boos, of course!
My mother-in-law and father-in-law are named Mary and Jeff. As we left their house last night on Christmas Eve, I hugged my mother-in-law and said "Merry Christmas", then hugged my father-in-law and said "Jeff Christmas".
When they tried the second time they made a Little BooBoo
So, a comedian walks onto the stage and says to his assistant: “Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?” The assistant responds with: “Sure” The comedian says: That’s the spirit!
The Audience goes silent. A ghost pops out of the wall and goes: boo. The Audience begins to boo.
My family and I were in the car driving down the road the other day. My 5 year old asked for words that rhymed with blue.
“Well, there’s glue, two, moo, snoo, zoo, boo..”
My 8 year old chimes in, “Daddy, what’s snoo?”
My immediate response? “Not much, what’s new with you?”
My journey to the dark side has been complete.
"I'm just here for the boos."
Because they always bring the boos.
The cari-BOO
Hi, could someone help me out with puns for the months of the year? January was Jan-new-ary, February was Feb-boo-ary, etc.
Just April would be great and if possible, the rest of the year
"Well this has been a really emotional day, gosh...even the wedding cake is in tiers." Got lots of heavy sighing, laughs and tons of boos....I was very happy with the reception
- thanks for the upvotes! Never thought I'd see the front page, it's been a pun-ishing wait to get there
Boo-bees!
(This is a great one for the new dad's supporting that breastfeeding goddess;)
The Boos Brothers+
The other day I was really killing them at the comedy club, but eventually all they did was boo
I told him she was decorating for Halloween, and they both just gave me a flat look. Then with a grin on my face I simply said bamBOO!! Much to my wife’s dismay my 6 year old has been repeating it for the last 20 minutes.
All the ghosts booed at me.
And then I said, “the punchline”. The whole class booed. I think I might succeed as a dad one day.
Getting sheet faced, he can't say no to the boos
Because of all the Boos!
In the toilet, floating just above the water, was a ghostly poop. I was so terrified, I shrieked a long sustained note until, finally, the feces disappeared.
Luckily I was able to remember that you can kill boo turds with one's tone.
One day Mario and Luigi were arguing with eachother after they came across a very unique ghost in their travels. See, this particular spirit had a permanent rain cloud above her head, leaving water wherever she went. Even more curiously, she permanently had her nose buried in a book!
Mario was adamant "No one's ever seen anything like this before. We should contact the librarians in Peaches Castle to document this."
But Luigi was infuriated and set out to prove his brother wrong. After many hours in the library, he threw a monsters compendium on the desk infront of his brother and exclaimed...
"Take a look.
Its in the book.
Its a reading Rain Boo."
It will be called the boo-bee.
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All good things must come to an end, except for a hot dog, it has two.
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(While watching tv) I always wondered why they never invented smellovision... (although sadly that is now a "thing" because of that stupid Honey Boo Boo scratch'n'sniff...siiiigh)
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(When Opa had heart-attack symptoms and was getting a sonogram) So is it a boy or a girl? (apparently the humor was lost on the nurse)
She was complaining about our lack of firewood despite having gathered some not too long ago.
I hit her with "Yea we really are burning through it" and got booed out of the tent.
Did the ninja wear, sneakers. Did the hippie wear, high heels. Did the gymnast wear, flip flops. Did the pornstar wear, pumps. Did the server wear, waders. Did the Yogi wear, none he has bear feet, Boo Boo.
... and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue.
I was shocked when I found out that Australians usually boo meringue.
And the audience clapped when the chef made meringue. I was surprised as Australians normally boo meringue.
For the "boos"
He was there for the boos.
