What do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed?

Bob

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At Bob's retirement party the Director stands up and says "I'd just like to say a word about Bob", clears his throat and then says, "plethora",

Bob turns to him and says, "thank you, that means a lot".

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Bob Dylan came to my house the day after Daylight Savings and adjusted all of my clocks.

He said the times they were a-changin’.

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I once won silver for curling and bronze for the Bob

...yet hairdresser of year still eludes me.

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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Bob the Boulder [OC]
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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What was Bob the builder called when he retired

Bob

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"Did you hear about Bob falling into the well?"

"Oh my, how did that happen?"

"He didnt see that well."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Two friends Bob and Frank are lost in the jungle when they are surrounded by a group of blood thirsty cannibals.

They are surrounded by dozens of the fierce blood thirsty warriors armed with clubs and spears. The leader of the warriors approaches the two friends and informs them they are trespassing on sacred land and unless they can prove they are descendants of the Gods they will be killed and eaten.

Bob and Frank realize they have little choice but agree they will attempt any test to try to save their lives.

The chief warrior brings them a bowl full of angry fire ants and drops one small seed into the bowl. He informs them they must put their lips in the bowl and suck as hard as they can. If they manage to suck up only the seed without sucking up an ant then the tribe would know they must be sent from the Gods.

Bob looks wearily at Frank but knowing they have no other options he puts his lips in the bowl and sucks hard. He immediately gets a mouth full of ants and screams in pain as they bite away at the inside of his mouth. Frank now even more nervous takes his turn and to his dismay also receives a nasty mouthful of the viscous buggers.

The warriors leap to their feet and surround the friends, β€œNow you must die” declares the chieftain. Just as the first spear is raised to Franks throat he screams β€œTria-Gan!” The warriors stop dead in their tracks. β€œWhat did you say” asked the chief. β€œTria-Gan” yelled frank again. Immediately the chief and his warriors turned and fled into the forest.

β€œHoly shit” said Bob β€œWhat did you just say and how did you know it would work?”

β€œWell” said Frank, β€œmy Mother always told me if at first you don’t suck seed try Tria-Gan.”

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What do call the Bob Ross of Neverland?

Painter Pan

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Bob got into a horrible accident and had to have his legs amputated below the ankles.

The suffered the agony of de-feet.

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The Bob Creamer Group was caught handing out Russian flags at CPAC to manufacture fake news about Russian flags being waved and then confiscated. I guess you could call this a...

False Flag.

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What I love about Bob Ross, is that he always has a happy touch on the entire landscape of the art of painting
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2017
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Bob The Builder is a hero!

They gave him the allen key to the city!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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List of Burgers Of The Day puns in Bob's Burgers bobsburgerpedia.wikia.com…
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Bob Hope captured in the air on film. We now know for certain that Hope springs eternal.
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The chicken preferred Joe, who was 14 years old, over Bob, who was 20.

I guess you can say that the chicken was pro-teen.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2017
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My Dad on Bob Marley's grandson signing with the Redskins

Of course he is going to get a roster spot. He is already a Rasta

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2017
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Did you hear about the time Bob Dylan did a show in a prison?

It was a captive audience.

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What does Bob the Builder call his work playlist?

A fix-tape

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2015
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Bob Vila the dadjoke telling handyman reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment…
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2013
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How do you call Bob the Builder when he retires?

Bob.

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