β€œDon’t touch the blackberry cobbler in the kitchen!”

But that little man continued to make his little stupid berry shoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeedbackUSA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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With the announcement of Blackberry's new phone the Priv, there have been some complaints about the name.

I guess some people just wish they were privy to how it was named.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sicktaker2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2015
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i just dad joked my boss

Boss: "You know, I don't usually like blackberries, but this one was good"

Me: "Yeah me neither. I'm more of an iPhone guy, myself"

Commense groaning throughout the office.

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πŸ“…︎ May 20 2015
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While eating blackberry cobbler

"I've never really trusted blackberries....

There's just something seedy about them."

The wife groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/accordingtoben
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2015
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Dad joked my mom today

While we were across the road cleaning up the fence line to get better access to the blackberries growing there was this one oak tree being strangled by vines and whatnot. Once we got it cleared up my mom said something to the effect of, "This poor tree was dying but I think we just saved it." I responded with, "Yeah, I think it was on it's last limb." The look on my mom's face was priceless.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2014
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