The Billionaire Puns

A list of puns related to "The Billionaire"

What's the first thing you should do tomorrow if you wake up a billionaire?

Apologize profusely

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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The good news is that you're going to live the rest of your life like a billionaire.

The bad news is .... it's Howard Hughes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Why did the billionaire donate to the furniture?

He was feeling charitable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poriferan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Why did the evil billionaire build his own SeaWorld?

Merely for entertainment porpoises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jty87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Why did the billionaire not marry the hot young kitten?

He wanted to avoid a cat-as-trophy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hot_pokkits
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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My 8-year-old made up this gem today, he’ll make a great dad some day!

Who’s the smelliest billionaire in the world? Elon MUSK!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thumthing
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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Dad Joked my mom

Watching the news when they mentioned billionaire Harold Hamm's divorce settlement, and it showed the check he wrote his wife. My mom said she'd never seen a check that big, when I replied "It's a normal size check, it's just on a large screen..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jomajorsh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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