Minneapolis?
But his friend didn't because he was a little moron.
The Polar Bear replies, "I don't know, I've always had them."
“Sometimes you have to think outside the box”
I decided to keep it.
Must be a deaf leopard.
He changed his name to Woolverine.
To get his hatchback
You would think it would be the bigger one, but the other is a little boulder.
But it was only a microwave.
It was a lost Shaker assault.
Hey there bud!
The cashier said "you need a hand with that?". I replied "no thanks, I've got two beefy arms right here!".
"Suture self!"
They must have been working around the clock.
Because he felt a little boulder.
The psychic replies, “I’m a medium.”
are working over time.
Data.
They're just as bad as any other argument.
The picture is bigger than any of the walls in my house...
Humpty’s dump.
You will never ketchup to me
Witnesses reported it was literally in-tents!
Because they cantaloupe!
Yeah that's the punchline
Yeti never complains.
I told her they set the world record for the largest purse!
When an eel bites your hand, and that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When paternity tests, lead to ratings success, that’s a Maury.
When our habits are strange, and our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
But Canadians protest, underrepresented in jest, what’s one more, eh?
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(Repost of mine from over a year ago. Sorry. I remembered it while stoned and it was funny again. Credit to u/weizguy74 for the Maury line.)
A moray.
That really hit the spot!
You are a little pail
Because they had been framed. In the end, though, it was the floor that was grounded.
So the difference between a raven and a crow is only a matter of a pinion.
I guess you could say he was in time for work the next day.
And at the end of the day, nothing else matters.
The husband took a L toga and showed it to her wife.
The wife said , “I’m big, but I’m not that big! Get me a smaller size.
So the husband returned the L toga and grabbed the XL one.
The wife replied, “That’s better.”
Overall it was just a huge waste of time.
Those people they invite to their ceremonies, are all paid actors.
The Upper Midwest
...but all of his friends flaked on him.
They are all really into boos.
he was a little more on.
They must have been working around the clock.
It was in tents.
Minneapolis
It was a large waste of time.
