A list of puns related to "The Bathers (Cézanne)"
So around the beginning of October or so I was offered a job as a dog bather and took it. I really love it but it isn’t my full time job. Right now I just have so much mental shit going on that going back and forth between the two isn’t working.
I don’t necessarily want to leave bathing but the place I was hired will often tell me not to worry about coming in after I get off from my other job and the owner can sometimes come across kind of harsh in her teaching methods.
My other job is at a gas station and I make around $15+ an hour after bonuses and only make $11 as a bather.
I guess I’m just really conflicted on if I should quit or even how to bring it up to the owner without the whole salon having to hear the conversation. How would y’all begin to word it to explain to her I appreciate the opportunity but it just isn’t the right timing?
Speedos are the superior men's bathers. This doesn't mean every man should wear them; quite the contrary, they are superior because only superior men can wear them.
You only look good in speedos if you have a good physique. Whereas board shorts can be worn by any schlobo.
The wearer must be confident in his penis size. Not to say that you can only wear them if you're big, but that to wear them you have to be prepared to announce yourself to the world.
They offer minimal protection from cold water, which proves how tough the wearer is, because he can swim in cold water.
You might think by this logic that it would be more superior to swim fully naked. But actually, the wearing of a garment to cover the secrets shows that the wearer is a gentleman and sensitive to the feelings of onlookers.
Edit: I forgot to mention that I myself am not a superior man, so I don't wear them.
Paul Cézanne (1839-October 22, 1906) is regarded as the bridge between late 19th-century Impressionism and early 20th-century Cubism. "Is the father of us all", according to Matisse and Pablo Picasso.
The painting "The Card Players" was the most expensive painting ever sold in the history of plastic arts. In 2011, Qatar's royal family bought the screen for $250 million.
Nowadays, we can find two of his most famous works: - "The Card Players" mixed with just 17 CryptoPunks; - "Curtain, Jug and Fruit Bowl" mixed with 41 Crypto Punks. Which give rise to the newest and most admirable art form that is r/ArtPunks
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