I just saw a stray dog with the Eiffel Tower stuck in his fur, along with Arc de Triumph and the Louvre...

...poor little guy, covered in Paris Sites.

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Where should you keep your books about bees?

In the arc-hives!

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Star Wars Fanfiction

Recently my cousin got into Star Wars Fanfictions. Like absolutely enamored by them. Not being much of a fanfic guy but still wanting to be supportive I inquired into her new obsession. After a bit of asking she told me she hated the new villain arcs for the new trilogy but thought they were good characters that deserved a better story to be explored through. After this, I fully understood and was happy she was exploring these antagonists through a different lens.

Just goes to show ya, different snokes for different folks.

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Where did Noah keep his records?

The arc hives

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Dad asked me if I knew who Joan of Arc was this morning.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and Noah's Ark?

Ones made of wood, ones Maid of Orleans.

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Algebra teachers

In algebra two we are learning about arc length, circumference, and pi.

Student: So...who made pi?

Teacher: Betty Crocker.

I was the only that laughed and the entire class had the most confused look on their faces.

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