The Archaeologist Puns

A list of puns related to "The Archaeologist"

I really appreciated my archaeologist girlfriend's tent at the excavation site...

I dug her dig's digs.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 09 2021
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How did the archaeologist know that Cleopatra wasn't feeling well?

They found her coffin.

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👤︎ u/NathanielleS
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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Archaeologists found traces of Trinitrotoluene in a T-Rex skeleton. Scientists have since determined that T-Rex's muscles used the compound to function.

TNT. It's dino might.

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👤︎ u/veive
📅︎ Sep 14 2020
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Why did the archaeologist have to get a new job?

Because her career was in ruins!

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👤︎ u/schiggy182
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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As an archaeologist, I could instantly tell the people of the ancient world were into sweet things...

They used a mortar and PEZ-tle.

Yeah, it's dumb but it sure beats a repost!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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I know an archaeologist who found a human leg bone during an excavation. The other archaeologists got excited and went over to help him.

Turned out to be quite the shin dig.

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👤︎ u/tenglempls
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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The archaeologist had majored in geology in college,

but he was also a history miner.

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👤︎ u/Strawbalicious
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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What's the difference between an archaeologist and an ichthyologist ?

One mucks around in fountains....

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👤︎ u/MagicGuy66
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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Why was the archaeologist so depressed?

Because his life was in ruins

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👤︎ u/HumboltQuadrant
📅︎ Dec 11 2017
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Why did the mammoth get in trouble with the archaeologist for texting the dinosaur?

Because the mammoth was to young to predate the dinosaur.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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Did you hear about the archaeologist that got arrested?

His career is now in ruins.

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👤︎ u/74CK
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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What did the high archaeologist say to his colleagues upon discovering a trove of dinosaur bones?

Oh wow! Dig it, man!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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What did the archaeologists say when he found remnants of Jesus’s feces

HOLY CRAP

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👤︎ u/articpeepergeneral
📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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Archaeologists have discovered that putting the burial chambers inside the pyramids took a lot less time than previously thought.

It was literally a Tomb In It job

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👤︎ u/Ganders81
📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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what did the archaeologist say when accused of lying about fossils?

Hey, those artifacts ...

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👤︎ u/DrYegg3000
📅︎ May 18 2018
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Why didn't the archaeologist family like his music?

They weren't digging it.

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👤︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
📅︎ Dec 12 2017
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Did you hear about the failed archaeologist?

He hit rock bottom

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👤︎ u/WithinTheKrypt
📅︎ Apr 24 2018
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Why did the archaeologist told his colleagues to stay back at the excavation and hope for the best?

Because there were remains to be seen.

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👤︎ u/Sgrogee
📅︎ Feb 09 2016
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Why did the archaeologist cry at the supermarket?

Because he lost his mummy.

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👤︎ u/turbobakis
📅︎ Nov 18 2014
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Did you hear about the disgraced archaeologist?

His career was in ruins.

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👤︎ u/TehIrishSoap
📅︎ Aug 20 2018
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Why was the archaeologist depressed?

His career was in ruins!

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👤︎ u/BigRisch
📅︎ Aug 29 2016
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