...but really, there’s a whole world of differences between them.
And then he vanished, without a tres.
It must be a sub-culture...
It makes no cents.
Sensitive viewers are advised to avert their gays
He must have been having a bad har day.
He said, "let's revue."
He explained that he went to a marriage counselor because mom didn't want to be intimate anymore. The counselor told him he should do something sexy to attract her.
Kind of glad they kicked me out because their curriculum made me feel boxed in
I think his name was Sheer luck Holmes
Pre Malone
I asked him what happens when he runs out of kids?
I said, "you ain't seen Nothing yet!"
My stepfather and mother have been doing some remodeling in their first house to get it ready to put on the market, so they are fixing up some things, and I was giving them a hand. As we were working we had the radio playing.
My mother notices a light switch on the wall in the bedroom that isn't working quite right. She says, "Honey I think there's something wrong with the light switch."
To which my stepfather replies, "What's wrong with it?"
My mother says, "It's making a weird noise. I think it's humming. Why is the light switch humming?"
My stepfather says, "That's probably because it doesn't know the words."
And that’s why we have a song called “Light my Friar”.
Nanabots
I call it SoCal commentary.
Confusion
Because it was really self conscious
This morning, as I was getting dressed, my 2 year old son said to me, "I'm hungry."
I went for the easy joke, "Hi hungry, I'm dad."
Without missing a beat, he replied: "hi dad, I'm hungry."
Pa-piracy.
Because I want to hear a news anchor say "Today republicans tried to pass G.A.S., but Obama blocked the move with a veto."
Sudafed.
