I went to a Roman bathroom on the 6th floor

Yes, it was the VI P room

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
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β€œHey, did you just move to the 7th floor apartment from your 6th floor one?”

β€œYes, but that’s another story.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What pops info the head of someone jumping from 6th flood?

His spine.

(i meant into not info)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hugojet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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What’s the similarity between The Titanic and The 6th Sense?

Icy dead people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsmoeyo
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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Getting really annoyed now, this is the 6th ATM I've been to thats had "insufficient funds"!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eternalrocket
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2017
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Did you know La La Land is the 6th movie in the franchise?

"The first two were Do Do Land and Re Re Land.." - My father

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keswa12
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2017
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My 6th grade teacher was the king of dad jokes.

My 6th grade teacher had a reputation of being the meanest, strictest teacher on campus, but once I made it through his class, I realized he could be a jokester, too.

-In math class, he liked to tell a long, complicated story about a boy encountering a genie, eventually wishing for some odd things, just to end it with the punchline, "Gee, I'm a tree." (geometry)

-Another one of his long jokes consisted of a man being chased by a hearse. In a fit of desperation, he throws some Halls throat lozenges at it...."and the coffin went away."

-During study time, he would sometimes grab a balloon from his desk, blow it up, and proceed to slowly let air out of it, just to produce the squeaky noise.

-His favorite short joke: "Doctor, doctor, I broke my arm in three places!" "I advise you to stay out of those places."

-He was also probably the all-time leader of correcting, "Can I go to the bathroom?"

-He would also occasionally play opera music at the end of the day, not dismissing the class until we made it through an entire song without laughing.

-There were also a couple words that incited a specific reaction from him. Many of these words showed up often in history class, which is his favorite subject (probably because of all the jokes):

Anyway, it was a fun year with that teacher. I'll add more of his quirks if I think of any.

-Also,

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyei8hts
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2013
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The traveller

It was somewhere around the 6th century after the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ, an Anglish man was travelling through Normandy when he sees a local labouring the fields, and asks:

"Hello. What does it take to become a mercenary amongst your King's regiments?"
"Not that much - to be Frank."
"I see. I better give up then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roosterington
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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What does a zombie call his girlfriend?

Zombae.

And that's what my kids get after watching ZOMBIES for the 6th time in 4 days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DINC44
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Brought a tear to my eye

I'm currently teaching at a summer program for kids going into 1st grade through 6th grade. I've been using the opportunity to relentlessly torment the kids with dadjokes and puns, naturally.

This morning, one of my 6 year olds was having breakfast. She looked down at the oatmeal and said "Oooh, this is hot, and I'm cold."

She then instantly looked up at me and insisted "Don't call me cold, don't call me cold, don't call me cold!"

I'm so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dakana
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2015
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Friend has a date

Friend: Are you selling roses?

Me: Yes

Friend: Can I buy one for my date tomorrow?

Me: Date?

Friend: The 6th of March

Me: ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbaek
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2014
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Got my own dad while bowling last night

My dad an I bowl in a league together, and one of the guys on team we were against last night kept getting strikes. On his 6th in a row, my dad commented "He's doing it with ease." I pointed at the scoreboard and said "Pretty sure those are Xs."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scaryuncledevin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2015
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My wife just asked me if England had the 4th of July

Confused, I immediately replied, "No, they don't..."

She came back with, "Of course they do. They also have the 5th, and the 6th, and the 7th..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisguidedPenguin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2016
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Son's concert...

Last night I had to go to my son's 6th grade band concert. He plays the trumpet. Most of the band, like my son, only started playing their instruments this year so the quality was far less than professional.

We walked out of the school together and he had a hop to his step feeling really proud. It was a shame to tell him that I could barely see him let alone hear him by the squeaks and honks him and his classmates created.

I rubbed his hear and asked, "You play the trumpet, right son?"

He gave me a strange look. "You know I do, dad."

"So, you got to toot your own horn tonight, huh?'

His eye roll was worth it.

The nice part was being able to retell it to my older step daughter who giggled at my joke. A two for one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobsbattle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2014
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My Grandpa got me, and I got my friend

So, a little story Alright, so I'd say I was in about 6th or 7th grade. One day my Grandpa (Pop) and I are driving down the road, for some irrelevant time story amount of time. We end up down some country road that passes a bunch of cattle fields, and as we're driving he turns down the radio and he asks "Do you think those cows are very smart?" And I ask why. He responds with "You know, cause they're out standing in the field." That man, let me tell you.

Alright, fast forward to about 3~4 years. My friend and I were driving to another friends house, and we ended up on the same road, with the same cows in the field. Guess what I asked him. And I swear on my Grandfather's grave, my friend stopped his car, and asked me to get out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anndrew_j_scott
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2014
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I told my friend i didnt want to be a 3rd wheel...

And he said, "you'll be the 6th wheel, me, you, and the 4 on my car."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathGrippinSF
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2015
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