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It's been ages since I have rewatched the earlier UFCs. With UFC Fight Pass a quiet Sunday afternoon seemed like a prime time to check them out again. I remembered that a Sumo Wrestler got wrecked against a Savat fighter and had a couple teeth kicked out of his face but that was it. When the pre-fight interviews rolled and Teila Tuli started talking it blew my mind when I recognized the face of Kamekona from Hawaii Five-0.

Does this confirm me as an MMA casual?

This is the best lineup using players rostered in 5% of leagues or less according to Yahoo. I will do it with 0.5ppr scoring rules.

This team is available in between 85.81% and 95% of leagues and would've scored 178.84 points. The best unrostered team saved their best performance of the 2021 season for Week 18.

Davis Mills, fittingly, helms our squad this week. He was the QB to make this team the most this year, with this being his 3rd and best appearance. Mills finished QB4 on the week. The Texans are looking for answers everywhere, but Mills may be good enough to help them bridge the gap for one year while they fill in holes elsewhere. Unfortunately, it will probably take more than one year…

Hey hey, Corey Clement made some noise. Later this week I will post about my preseason guesses and there’s a wonderful one about Clement being the backup to Saquon Barkley over Devontae Booker. At least he gave me some vindication in week 18.

Chris Evans has performed well a couple times when Mixon has missed time. The Browns were shorthanded and starting a backup QB, so it made sense that Evans had opportunity in this one.

Three of the top 5 WRs this week were rostered below 5%. If that isn’t an indictment on week 18 championships I don’t know what is. Did you know Danny Amendola was a Texan? I didn’t. He burst onto the team with the WR1 performance this week. The 36 year old veteran took advantage of Chris Conley being out and Brandin Cooks exiting the game early.

WR3 on the week was Cedrick Wilson. Gallup is done for the year opening up opportunity for Wilson, who ended up with the same number of catches as Amari Cooper (5) and was targeted four more times than Ceedee Lamb (2). He was outsnapped by both Cooper and Lamb, but was the most efficient wideout, leading the team in yards and adding two scores in the Cowboys blowout win over the Eagles.

WR5 this week was Jauan Jennings who also made the team in week 15. Deebo Samuel also ended as WR2 on the week in a close matchup against the Rams to make it into the playoffs. It is always crazy to me to see teammates scoring so high beca

Interested in how the Bills roster stacks up against their opponents? Me too, and because of that I spend a significant amount of my time analyzing five key matchups for every Bills game; Bills Pass Offense vs. Opponents Pass Defense, Bills Rush Offense vs. Opponents Rush Defense, Bills Pass Defense vs. Opponents Pass Offense, Bills Rush Defense vs. Opponents Rush Offense, and Bills Special Teams vs. Opponents Special Teams. After doing this I try to determine “Why Buffalo Will Lose” and “Why Buffalo Will Win” which ultimately leads me to a Prediction. Below I present 2021’s 12th iteration of this analysis for the Bills upcoming home game against the Patriots. Included is a scale to rank the advantage in each matchup from 👏👏👏👏👏 (Massive Advantage) to 👏 (Minimal Advantage).

NOTE: QuBeR is a phrase which you will see in these posts moving forward. I’ve spent more than enough time analyzing Passer Rating and QBR to determine that each have to many faults for me to consider them any longer. In that light I developed my own formula for rating Quarterbacks titled “QuBeR”. At a high level know that a QuBeR of 50.00 is average but if you are interested in reading further on the method to the madness head here.

Podcast

If you would prefer an Audio Breakdown of the game check out the latest episode of “Process On Tap”. In this week’s episode my co-host Jeramy and I break down the Patriots @ Bills game, Sean McDermott’s Book reports, and much more.

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Bills Passing Offense vs. Patriots Passing Defense

Statistical Regression and Skillset Regression are two drastically different things. Why is this mentioned here? Because within many NFL Analytical circles the phrase “Josh Allen” and “Regression” have been mentioned consistently with one another. Plastering the phrase “Regression” to Allen has proven fruitless thus far in 2021 as he continues to overcome the undue bias applied to him. From a Statistical perspective through 11 games in 2021 Josh Allen has a QuBeR of 67.55 and over the same span in 2020 had one of 66.93. From a Skillset perspective I struggle to see how anyone who has watched Allen play on a consistent basis, with an open mind, could suggest that he is “Regressing”. All of this is to say that the cou

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

Bill Brochtrup first appeared on "NYPD Blue" as the 15th squad's temp receptionist Jon Irvin in the middle of the second season. He appeared sporadically throughout subsequent appearance, and was even, for some strange reason, a main character on "Public Morals", a short lived sitcom on another network, before finally rejoining the squad and the show permanently in the second half of the sixth season.

Eric Balfour and Ming-Na Wen were each introduced as recurring characters in the first seasons of "24" and "ER" respectively, but were completely absent from subsequent seasons (during which time, both actors were on other shows) before each returning as a regular in the respective sixth season.

Dennis Chun and Taylor Wily recurred on the remake of "Hawaii Five-O" for the first seven seasons, and Ian Anthony Dale started in the second season. Probably due to some of the original cast quitting over salary disputes, all three were promoted to regulars in the eighth season.

Jon Wellner joined "CSI" as lab tech Henry Andrews in the fifth season and became a regular in the thirteenth.

The longest I know of, however is a tie between David Berman as David Andrews on "CSI" and Brian Dietzen as Jimmy Palmer on "NCIS", where both characters (coincidentally, both medical examiners) were introduced in the first season, but did not become regulars until the tenth.

Any I missed?

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Purtle's Internet Lineup for January 2nd, 2021! 3:54pm

Pics:

• Seal gets surprised with a giant ice fish cake on his 31st birthday https://i.imgur.com/T7TKeVO.jpg

• witch design https://twitter.com/Mizusdo/status/1477079563092041729

• the usual new years https://twitter.com/ElyKreimendahl/status/1477292455397625858

• we should have listened https://twitter.com/emily_murnane/status/1477125771399503877

• the Sonic Encyclo-speed-ia calls Moto Bugs "The Goomba of Sonic" https://twitter.com/KitareArtist/status/1477356781953335296

• "perfect tattoo" https://twitter.com/sovietcyka/status/1475627137830993920

• https://twitter.com/M00D4L0VE/status/1477118529329672193

• for just about every meal https://twitter.com/internetsession/status/1476963923945476102

• that hisashi eguchi interview, it's genuinely soulcrushing https://twitter.com/MOLENAIDE/status/1477211832536416262

• why are we calling NFTs a pyramid scheme and not MONKEY LAUNDERING https://twitter.com/Follow_Ape_Law/status/1477029401413963779

• it appears your tokens are more fungible than you claimed, mister bond https://twitter.com/mpopv/status/1477189576082944003

• This is the opposite of how I operate...maybe I should give it a try https://twitter.com/hollycassell/status/1477099972680196097

• what a legend, Yugioh player till the end https://twitter.com/House_of_Champs/status/1477217346418847746

• Pins awarded to winners of several small-scale Mario Party 4 tournaments in Japan in 2002. https://twitter.com/MarioBrothHub/status/1477489331786952704

• amazing explanation of why NFTs are a scam. It's the same thing, just hundreds or thousands of times more expensive. https://twitter.com/Kaithral/status/1476640041275437066

• 12 sounds like the right age to me https://twitter.com/FromAerin/status/1477428863827267584

• the dunks on bezos looking like a douche are way less interesting to me than this fascinating subplot https://twitter.com/kimpossiblefact/status/1477518797942648832

• the really did the irish character like that https://twitter.com/felipetmedinaa/status/1477425075364282368

• the things puzzles do to you sometimes https://twitter.com/misterbrandon32/status/1477490347056025608

• Roger Radcliffe's hands has taught me more about drawing hands than any anatomy book or class https://twitter.com/C_Dobbins/status/1477133740639850496

• is this a common thing? https://twitter.com/tillamundo/status/1477441727137034242

• a Philips in2iT! This is an unreleased handheld devi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

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You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "