Taxonomy mnemonic Puns

Hiii fellow intellectuals, what's the best way to remember Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species?

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What was Pierce's mnemonic for the kingdom, phylum, etc. order? It was in the opening scene of an episode.

To remember the levels of kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, and species, she came up with this sentence:

King Phil Coulson ordered Fitz, “Get Simmons.”

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Hope everyone is doing well! I took the OAT about a week ago and I just wanted to share my experience on here to help anyone else out!

I would just like to point out that I was working during the summer so I couldn’t commit the entire summer to studying. I also had a decently late start since I started studying on June 16th and wrote the OAT on September 2nd. All in all, I studied for about 3-5 hours a day for 2.5 months.

Sorry for the overly detailed breakdown but I tried to be as thorough as possible!

RESOURCES I USED FOR STUDYING (WITH RATINGS):

OATBooster – 9.8/10

I used this primarily. I heard about it through a friend and thought I would try it out. After playing around with the site for a bit, I noticed they had a thorough 70-day study schedule split into 3 phases. I followed the first phase of the schedule strictly. It would sometimes take me more than a day to finish the material due to other commitments, but I stayed more or less on track. The schedule was super helpful because it took the guessing out of how I would manage my time. I could also tweak it if something didn’t work for me. The videos and notes provided were super thorough and helpful because they covered almost everything that I needed to know. The only reason I didn’t give a full 10/10 is because there isn’t much for physics on the platform: there are about 7 practice tests on the site as well as a pretty good formula sheet. Physics was not one of my strong suits and so this was a bit inconvenient for me. The study schedule linked to some of Prof. Dave’s videos on YouTube and they were good, but they were not comprehensive. I especially liked the “testing comprehension” bit at the end of every video. Aside from that, OATBooster was an amazing resource and I’m so glad that I used it. There are sooo many questions on the site, and they’re decently representative of what I saw on the actual OAT.

OAT Destroyer - 5/10

I used this once I finished the first phase of the OATBooster schedule because it was recommended as a supplement. I purchased the book with organic chemistry, QR, biology & general chemistry, as well as the separate physics book. After using the books for a few days, I realized that the questions were more difficult than anything I had seen before. I also noticed that the calculations would sometimes be too difficult to do without a calculator or that rounding would give you the wrong answer. Since you only have a calculator for the QR section, I felt like it

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

Just to clarify, 12345678