Seams tailor made
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LazyYoda
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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what do you call a ghost in a tailor made suit?

bespooke

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/exeivot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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I asked my tailor why he made my pants without a zipper.

He answered, "You're on the no-fly list."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LegoGreenLantern
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 16 2016
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an old man died and was delivered to the local mortuary.....

.. and he's wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.' The woman returns the next day and to her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check, 'There's no charge.' 'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit,' she says. 'Honestly, ma'am,' the mortician says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.' 'So I just switched the heads.'

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kickypie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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I got a custom made suit the other day in less than an hour.

The man who made it was Tailor Swift

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HuckingFigh90
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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So this is a pretty long joke...

So there were these two high schoolers, both madly in love. they were like the most well known couple around the school. so a couple months go by after they've began dating and they both see a flier in the hallway. it talks about the up coming school dance which is taking place next week. so naturally, the guy asks the girl to come with him. she says yes and the planing begins. he gets home that night and surfs the entire web for a relatively cheap limo company with still have decent amenities. after ordering that, he heads off to the local tailor and gets a suit made for in his girlfriends favourite colour, blue. then the week passes and he preparing to go and pick her up, so he picks up the flowers he bought her earlier that day and heads out to the now parked limo. he gets in and orders the driver to her house. he gets there and gives her the flowers. they go out for dinner at a very fancy place, him paying for everything. they both finally get to the school hall and head in to see all their friends. they have a wonderful night, dancing, having photos taken, they both really just enjoyed themselves. they even got elected prom king and queen! so the night is coming to an end and they both decide to sit down and have a rest. the girls feeling a bit thirsty so the guy heads over to the refreshments table to get her a drink. it's pretty quite there as in this joke, there isnt a punchline. ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RustyTyrant
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Got my very old boss with an unexpected dad joke

Got a new work shirt from my boss. The first one he gave me was too small and then he proceeded to give me the right size. After changing he told me...

Boss- That shirt looks tailor made.

Me- Well I don't know who Taylor is, but we should find him and tell him good job.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Barneystinson84
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 29 2014
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