A list of puns related to "Table apple"
Before you let your kids get a puppy, take the Puppy Test.
Best taken in the autumn or mid winter.
There is 1 green apple and 1 red apple on a table. How many of them are green?
All of them, except the red one.
We were at the table eating dinner when I glanced at the advertisements for grocery stores. I read the ad wrong and said:
Me: I read that wrong, its gala or pink lady apples, not Lady Gaga apples.
Wife: I dont know about Lady Gaga apples, but I know about Lady Gaga tomatoes.
Me: What?
Wife: Ro-ma, ro-ma-ma.
So tonight at the dinner table my mother wanted to explain how she made the salad.
So she begins with: "first i chopped some salat just to begin the salat, and I added some apple and lime to give it some bitterness. I also chopped some hazelnuts to give the salat umami" (to those who don't know what umami is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umami)
Then my dad interrupted and said: "If I had made that salat, i would have used walnuts instead. I prefer the taste og upapi.
The he laughed in a way, only a dad can do.
So today at lunch, I'm sitting with all my friends talking and what not. One of my other friends comes up to the table with 2 apples, one friend notices and asks for the second apple.
Friend with apples: No, you can't have it
Friend 1: Why not?
Me: Because its Adams...
Looks of confusion insure around the table.
Me: It's Adams apple!
Entire group: Groans
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