A list of puns related to "T square"
They're always dropping the ball.
It's Spam.
Dad: Easy! Next time, just tell your teacher I Donβt Give Two Shits.
Me: Yeah, but only up to a point
She said I couldnβt..... but i can.
They really dropped the ball on that one.
I thought that was pretty radical.
Theyβre pointless.
Because you are supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day
Because he was 2 squared.
.... The cows aren't getting three square meals a day.
(Also, to those who tell dad jokes at every opportunity, I really appreciate you. As a person who grew up without the joy of a pops embarrassing me with terrible jokes, I was always bewildered by the stereotype. Recently though, I've been taking a microeconomics course I was dreading having to take and my professor has "big econ dad" energy. There's a joke every few minutes in his lectures and they give me the energy to keep going. You are appreciated. Even if your kids, spouse, partner, friends, strangers groan at you, undoubtedly someone out there really appreciates your goofiness).
Squares are raised to a second power.
The odds were against me.
But Iβm 2^2 to say it
This was a problem on my step sons homework. No matter what, he couldn't seem to grasp it. So, I grabbed some post-it notes, turned it to a diamond and said "this is a diamond correct?" he says yes. I then turn the post-it notes a few degrees and say "this is a square correct?" And he instantly got what he had to do. I then threw out this, grade "A" knee slapper of a line "Diamonds are just crooked squares, you can't trust'em".
I think I'm gonna put on my jorts and tube socks now.
Ο r Β² ? Pie are not square! Pie are round-cornbread are square.
I got this joke from my dad.
6 couldn't believe it. 7 had finally gone off the deep end. 7 had long offended 6. A repeat 6 offender if you will. But this was unforgivable. 9 was his best friend. How could he do this to his best friend? How could it be that 7 ate 9?
6, filled with fury, called his friends 2 and 4. They would get even. 10 was the best friend of 7 you see. 2, 4 and 6 ate 10 to get even. They then began plotting further revenge, but 7 acted first. He gathered 1, 3 and 5 together to take down 6.
Realizing that the odds were against them, 2, 4 and 6 retreated. Their only option was to turn to 12 who had twice the resources 6 had. 7 couldn't follow.
12 quickly called 3 to find out what the root of 7's attack on 9. 3 wasn't sure. He had only supported 7 because of a long standing friendship. But 3 promised to get to the root cause.
Meanwhile, 7's scheming was not yet done. 12 was powerful, but there was one who could reverse his decision to harbor 6. If he could just convince 21, nicknamed blackjack, to reverse 12's decision, it would all be over.
Three times 7 went to 21's compound. On the third try he was able to get through. After explaining that 6 had masterminded the elimination of 10, a grand meeting of the numbers was called.
Both 6 and 7 argued over the whole thing. 13 had the unlucky task of adjudicating the meeting. Each time 13 made an argument, 6 and 7 would add to it by shouting over each other.
Finally, 21 had had enough. "7, why did you eat 9"
7 responded "I just wanted to get 3 square meals." 21 had 7 eliminated for initiating the battle and 6 jailed for masterminding 10's death. And the war was over.
Because it's hip to be square.
Nice belt
So I had him put it in a square glass.
They square off.
A square off!
A square foot.
Because he said he had him cornered.
The damage is expected to be 50 square blocks.
I need my hip to be square.
Times Square.
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It's how they get the square footage.
It's a square meal
They have square roots.
But I donβt want to square you
A square foot
I guess Iβm just too square to try angle.
Son, I fourgive you.
Because you need 3 squared meals per day
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day.
Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
Because you are supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
His doctor told him to get three square meals a day.
Cause he was 2 squared
Because the doctor told him to eat 3 square meals a day.
It heard you were supposed to have three squared meals a day.
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