System F Puns

I said it must be my weekend immune system

I responded that "I really was sick! I just have a weekend immune system!"

So when the tour guide pointed out a fuel system engineer I asked him "can you tell me why there are big flat plates all over the inside of the fuel tank?" and he looked up at it and said "oh, that's just baffling" and I thought, great, if he doesn't know, who would?

He said it was a weekend immune system.

So I wrote in a team chat:

Down of a System 🎶🎵

I feel like this post belonged here 😆

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“Went and stood in line at the taco bell they built next to my job today. The second I walk in the door all the workers started yelling at me in Spanish. I thought they implemented a new greeting system like Moe's. I waited a good 3 minutes until someone finally came up to the counter and said "Sir, this is a construction zone. You need to leave."

Fucking rude. 1/10 service. Smells like saw dust, nobody in uniform and the menu isn't even on the wall.”

Because they have a strong nervous system.

So I asked her “what about their weekday immune system?”

The Dewey decibel system.

The US has no centipedes or millipedes because it rejects the metric system

The most self-centered being in our solar system.

They don't have a nervous system.

And our solar system is named "Sol". Can we rename the next system Sol 2? Or what could be considered as sister system. You know, Sol sister reasons

Now, I'm no expert on how the phone system works... but shouldn't I be getting an outvoice too?

It was super delayed. The system may be heavy by a high Xi Ji-PING

By stimulating the endocrine system.

They discovered they have a centralized nervous system

He told me how there’s been an increase in crime in our neighborhood and he was going to come over and tell me how poor my security system is.

I told him, “all right Dad, anytime, my door’s always open.”

The Mildewey Decimal System of course!

There’s always bugs in the system.

My doctor says I have a weekend immune system.

Then a belt that has a diagram of the solar system must be a waist of space.

It is difficult to calculate 20% in Imperial System

>!This is a play on the word "tipping", which means....(A)Pushing a cow over.............(B)Tipping a generous amount of 20% after dinner!<

They employ a system of Czechs and balances.

Tech Support: “It seems as though your operating system was installed backwards.”

Me: “So?”

Using the Mildewy Decimal System

So we had this issue yesterday where secure shell commands were failing from our newly enabled backup system to a downstream application.

I logged in manually using the correct credentials to confirm the keys were fine, but I noticed it was the first time in known hosts, so i typed “yes” to put the entry in and figured that would fix it.

When the problem came back today, I was surprised at first, but then it hit me...

Same ssh -t different server...

The singer had a Weeknd immune system.

An over-active nervous system.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

There was, for instance, the time he conducted a crew of new S.A.R.H. (Society for the Aesthetic Rearrangement of History -BJ) recruits – all from late twentieth-century Terra – on a training study of Carter’s World, a newly established agricultural colony attempting to support itself by the export of edible nuts. Barely into their second generation, and having yet to show a profit, the colonists were technologically backward. Nevertheless, they showed a surprising ingenuity in the use of their few advantages. It was this resourcefulness that Feghoot was demonstrating to his rookies.

“Look at the perfection with which these streets are graded”, exclaimed one student. “Earth-moving machinery on this scale is strictly high technology stuff. How can they do it?”

“A new alleyway is being constructed, nearby”, said Feghoot. “Let us walk that way while I explain.” As they strolled, he told his students that countless centuries before, the Carter’s World system had been inhabited by a now-vanished race of giants. This very planet had served them for a nursery, and among the many artifacts they had left were thousands of childrens blocks, immense and precision-cut. You simply jack one up onto logs, bring it where you want it, put collapsible jacks underneath, snake out the logs, spread soil more or less evenly beneath, and collapse the jacks.

“I see”, said the student. “It’s not graded road at all; its a simple hammered-earth base.”

“That’s right,” Feghoot went on smoothly. “You just hit the road jack and don’t come back no mo.”

His students registered dismay and anguish.

“Isn’t that right, old-timer?,” Feghoot demanded of an ancient Carterian standing by the mouth of the newly completed alley they had just reached.

“Ahm afraid not, suh”, said the senior citizen, and the students giggled at Feghoots discomfiture. “Oh, we used to do it that way, but it was far too much trouble. It’s the soil heah. You see, the very same soil which produced our famous cashews is so high in clay content that a child could roll out a road of it. Then, we simply use a system of lenses to bake it into hardness. Ahve just completed this alley mahself, and ahm just a retired professor of Sports History, much too old and feeble to handle hydraulic jacks.

“So you see,” he finished, eyes twinkling, “Mah hammered alley is really cashews clay.”

Howls of agony rose from the students, but Feghoot never hesitated. “And he”, he said, turning to his students, “is clearly the gradi

Terrible joke, only 3 stars.

Edit: I've been told there is a triple star system and a binary pair so it may be 6 star joke

A main part of my body is called the nervous system

A sprinkler system and it irrigated her

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