[CONFLICT] The 4th Imperial Army Deploys to Svartálfar

#Imperial Ministry of War

Glory to His Imperial Majesty!

In response Rise of the Global South, the Imperial Government in Alfheim has stationed the 4th Imperial Army in Svartálfar. Once known as Ares, the Imperial Colony only exists as a source of cheap raw resources for its colonial master.

Despite repeated calls for regional organizations to withdraw, Alfheim has signaled its intent to permanently entrench itself within the continent. The deployment of large numbers of soldiers will assist in organizational efficiency as Alfheim prepares a new round of reforms to significantly bolster its strength on the dark continent. Alfheim itself isn't concerned about the new global south alliance, nor its worldwide notoriety. Rather, it seeks to consolidate the gains it made in recent decades.

Ithronel Eilric, son of Reichskommisar Rozenkritz, has been appointed as Imperial Viceroy of a new crown colony. The young Alfr aristocrat stands at the head of a poor nation as large as its fatherland.

His actions within the next few years will undoubtedly affect the lives of hundreds of millions of imperial subjects.

#Deployment to Svartálfar

##Imperial Soldier Loadout

Combat units are capable of skillfully handling all weapons currently in use and are therefore highly versatile.

  • Standard Rifle: IS-ETC 40

  • Designated Marksman: Rifle ISMR-42

  • Handgun: Mauser IH-39

  • Light Machine Gun: Heckler & Koch ETC-LGM 45

  • PDW: Heckler & Koch PDW-50

  • Sniper Rifle/Anti-Material Rifle: Heckler & Koch ETC-G50

  • Light Machine Gun: Rheinmetall AMP-88

  • Melee Weapon: Image, Post

  • Assistant Droid: Image ,Post

#4th Imperial Army

###Personnel + Wheeled Vehicles

Name Type Variant Number
4th Imperial Army Personnel Alfr-Replicant 1,000,000
Peiper MBT MBT -- 1,000
LuWa Air-capable Tankette -- 2,000
Manteuffel APC APC -- 500
Beck IFV IFV -- 500
Puma IFV -- 1,000
GTK Boxer APC -
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I wrote an italian version of “Le Roi Louis”, the French crusader song I think most of you know already. This version is about the slaughter of Verden, and the tale is seen by the eyes of a Heathen Saxon skald/bard. I hope you like itSvartálfar - Il Re Cristiano

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What’s the difference between Svartálfar and Dökkálfar?

Both Dökkálfar and Svartálfar are Norse “dark elves,” and the only dissimilarity I can find is that Dökkálfar live underground and Svartálfar live in Svartalfheim. Is this the only difference? Are they the same race, but from different places?

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Names for svartálfar, myrkálfar & dökkálfar

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I hate Alfhiem and the svartálfar.

I love this game, but I hated going through Alfhiem for reasons I can't explain. I don't know if I went through it underleveled, or the way that dark elves interact during a fight that's wholly different from other enemies in the game. They annoy me to no end. Whenever a fight begins (especially in the mists of Niflehiem*) They are the first to die, ALWAYS. Even if they aren't the most readily dangerous foe in the room. The fight feels instantly more enjoyable as soon as they're dealt with. I sigh and grumble under my breath every time I hear that GRAK NO THORAK ZEE that implies I'm about to pull my hair out.

How do you guys feel about the svartálfar? Are there other enemies that piss you off as much?

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The game is Up-to-your-Waist (7 refresh) and so far I definitely have the character able to buy:

[-1] Flesh-Mask (instead of a glamours or human guise) and

[-1]Anti-Magic Static (homebrew-protects objects from Hexing a-la the lightbulb in molly's apartment which survived Dresden's frustration)

I could use some help figuring what else should be available, and possibly what order they should be available in. I want to give the player enough options to allow them to go full-fae without giving them access to everything. The player has asked me to handle picking the available powers, and doesn't have any preference beyond it making sense canonically.

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"Bah! Those heathen Svartálfar are outrageous, they pray and make offerings to both Christ and Odin. If only they knew their barbarity" she said taking another piece of the human's flesh into her mouth.
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

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Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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With the closing chapter of Book V upon us, it's only natural to think about what could await in Book VI. Based on the calendar, it should begin in early December, so it's likely we'll get a December FEH Channel early in the month like we did last year. Either way, this should be fairly exciting. As such, I figured I'd give my thoughts on something regarding the story of Heroes. I've talked about it a bit before, but now it's once again relevant, and I feel that recent content has given us more to work with, and a new conclusion to come to.

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Names for svartálfar, myrkálfar & dökkálfar

Does anyone know names the Norse used for specific dark elf characters? Playing a half drow wizzard in Pathfinder rpg and I'm looking for interesting names for my character.

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