Only a...buck an ear?
I said, "Why? You're cell phone tells time."
It should be a metaphor for constipation
I really hope Tide had another commercial ready just in case.
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NetfLIX
I told him, "It's a tie, dad"
"No, thanks. We'll pass."
It crosses the line.
It was the best one I've seen all year
They're very talonted.
It was a super bowl!
Probably the best one we'll see all year
We skip most of the football due to the annoying announcers, confusing rules and frequent replay delays, but I was able to come up with an answer when he asked what happens when both teams fail to score in OT. Itβs a tie, Dad.
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It's weird so many guys named John got together to commit the same crime
Me: Anyone win yet?
Dad: No, but I know who will!
Me: Who, then?
Dad: The one who scores the most points.
:L
It's always "team coverage".
Dad: So tomorrow I am going to lost wages Me: What? Dad: Las Vegas, get it? -5 minutes later- Dad: We need to go shopping to whole paycheck Me: ? Dad: Sorry I meant whole foods, get it? cause it takes a whole paycheck to buy food there!
The team with the most points.
Me: Is the next Super Bowl just going to be "L"? Cause that doesn't sound as cool as XLIX. It needs lots of Xs.
Dad: Maybe it'll be XxV, get it? Like X times V.
Me: Uh-huh. Wait, did the Romans even know how to multiply?
Dad: Of course they did, that's why there were so many of them!
Dad: Since the Seahawks came out to U2 music they will win.
Me: Wal-Mart had four copies of the Joshua Tree on vinyl. What a waste.
Dad: I'll buy one tomorrow... with or without you.
"How do they repaint that yellow line on the field so fast?"
I guess this is your Super Bowl or something
She was talking about having guacamole for the super bowl and we were talking about going to trader joe's.
Me: Trader Joe's has some pretty good guac that we could pick up.
Her: No way, I make my own. I'm in search of perfection.
Me: So you not only talk the talk, you also guac the guac?
I think they would make a great addition to my world cups and super bowls.
In two more years the Super Bowl will be LIV, not recorded.
In a super bowl
^^^^^^yaaaaay...
When I asked him why he bought them a week early, he looks at me and says it's because by the time the Super Bowl comes around, "they'll be DEFLATED."
So my sisters boyfriend is grating cheese for a super bowl dip. He looks up and says, "I'm the gratest."
Last night I got my wife to giggle just a bit with this one. We were watching the Super Bowl and I noted that
They should really be aware of where Ware is at all times. He can wear out an offensive line.
Super Bowl party. Lots of snacks. My daughter made guacamole, and everyone loves it ... Except me.
I'm not really a Guac kind of guy. It's not in my DNA. "But it is in my RNA."
Head scratching and groans.
Car speeds past my dad
Dad - That guy must be taking the Browns to the super bowl!
Me - facepalm
β¦the first 4 quarters were just a really long commercial since the game was Tide?
Super Bowl LI
