I think my parents will be so proud when they learn I'm a Cardi-B-ologist.
Namaste.
So I'm no expert at it, just a pundit.
Unfortunately, I had to drop out. I just didn't have the patients.
Those guys are the bomb
She asked me if I had a staring problem
The vet replied, "Nothing major, he's just really heavy!"
Which to me sounded a bit obvious. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
If a man takes the helm, they're afraid that Helsinki
It’s the neck.
his jokes were so funny i started crying from laughter
i guess i have a sense of aqueous humor
They said there wasn't mushroom for a fungi like me.
But it was over my head.
It’s my dream job.
Those are Apple Bottom Genes.
..It's an oxidant waiting to happen.
“Why don’t you help me with the laundry? Its whites today.” She said.
“How will that help?” I asked.
“Well I hear whitewashing is good for revising history.”
It’s literally the blind leading the blind.
They were pharaoh faucet majors.
I figure, what do I have Toulouse.
But I stopped because I didn't have the patients
Good thing I managed to get a B+
She's nun the wiser!
I’ll never be a protractor.
I found it pretty Bohring.
True story, I work in the health industry, get to ask these questions from time to time:
Me: Good morning (of course no matter what time of day it is)! I have 4 questions for you, let’s see if you studied for the test...
Patient: (most of the time, chuckle)
Me: Have you had a fever in the last 48 hours?
Patient: No
Me: Have you had a persistent cough recently?
Patient: No
Me: Have you been tested for COVID-19 recently?
Patient (sometimes): Yes
Me: Do you know the results of the test?
Patient (about 85% of the time): Negative
Me: You don’t know the results of the test? (Straight face behind mask)
Patient: It was negative
Me: (smile and chuckle showing through mask)
Patient: Ohhhh! I get it! (Laughs 95% of the time)
Me: Dad jokes have to happen... 🙂
/insert question #4 here, unrelated to said joke... heh
I am now working more effishiently!
With friends like that, who needs anemones?
You could say it's my maison d'être.
I made a pretty shitty report
But then I found out that would be massage-ony.
I might get around to reading it later.
Mitosis!
A Pee.H.D
It's still up in the air.
...and making the matching teacups!
God knows why I would make a choice like that...
It’s 2019 - it should be called ‘study a woman’.
EDIT: It’s 2019 - it should be called “Women’s Studies” now. (Punchline polishing by /u/NoodlesRomanoff)
More of a thot experiment really.
Which - to me - sounded a bit obvious. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
