Strike a Match Puns

A list of puns related to "Strike a Match"

Got my girlfriend right before bed last night

We're getting ready for bed, and I let one rip. The gf tells me to light a match to get rid of the smell.

As I'm going to light it, I turn to her: "So I guess you could say there's quite the... <strikes match>....SPARK in the bedroom tonight?"

Groan-filled laughter ensued.

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👤︎ u/sigepcane
📅︎ Feb 20 2015
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Unionize! Strike!

Dad- "You don't get a paid holiday?" Me- "Nope." D-"You should unionize, you know, strike." M- "Strike what? Strike what a match?" D- "Yeah, that would really get the fire going."

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👤︎ u/Bocovom
📅︎ Jul 03 2015
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