When I'm really feeling stressed out, I massage auto parts to relax...

Sometimes, I just knead a brake.

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📅︎ May 21 2020
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A man goes in to see the doctor.

He says, “Doctor, you have to help. The stress is getting to me. I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam, I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam, I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam, I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam.”

The doctor interrupts him and says, “Relax man, you’re two tents.”

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