Who taught the Brits to maintain a stiff upper lip?
The French Hug-u-nots.
Why does Death always keep a stiff upper lip?
Because he has to Grim and bear it.
Every time someone tells me, "hey, nice moustache"
I say, "thanks, it's growing on me."
For a school play, my son accidentally applied a fake mustache with super glue...
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I told him to keep a stiff upper lip
The lady who does my dermal fillers just died
I'm trying to keep a stiff upper lip, but this news makes it difficult, you know...
