Readers of Stephanie Nielson's 'Mommy' Blog React to Her Plane Crash as if She Were Family wowowow.com/post/stephani…
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Its been 22 years.

Today we remember everyone who was murdered, injured and hurt during the Columbine High School Massacre.

Deceased:

Rachel Scott

Daniel Rohrbough

Dave Sanders

Kyle Velasquez

Steve Curnow

Cassie Bernall

Isaiah Shoels

Matthew Kechter

Lauren Townsend

John Tomlin

Kelly Fleming

Daniel Mauser

Corey DePooter

Injured:

Richard Castaldo

Lance Kirklin

Sean Graves

Michael Johnson

Mark Taylor

Anne-Marie Hochhalter

Brian Anderson

Patti Nielson

Stephanie Munson

Nicholas Foss

Joyce Jankowski

Adam Kyler

Trista Morrell

Evan Todd

Makai Hall

Patrick Ireland

Daniel Steepleton

Kacey Ruegsegger

Lisa Kreutz

Valeen Schnurr

Mark Kintgen

Nicole Nowlen

Jeanna Park

Jennifer Doyle

Austin Eubanks

May you beautiful souls rest in eternal peace. There isn't a day that goes by where somebody doesn't think about all of you. Every single one of you deserved a long and happy life.

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NieNie dialogue and benevolent racism

There is a reason why BIPOC individuals don’t feel safe at church. In a recent post, Mormon bloggers, Stephanie and Christian Nielson wrote about his wakeboarding accident which led to a black eye and how he joked about β€œ When people ask him what happened, he tells them he went to Tiajuana for Spring Break, followed by, β€˜ should see the other guy’.”

It may seem funny and no harm but remember the β€œexcitement” when the church announced a temples would be built in Tijuana and how so many members thinking it would β€œcleanse” the city (with the white savior complex of course) ?

Reinforcing these harmful stereotypes are just awful and it’s bloody time to stop white supremacy!!

www.nieniedialogues.com/2021/04/oliver-was-sweet-enough-to-run-few.html?m=1

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General Snark: Thursday, April 8

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?

Phil

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DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

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Rational
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I'd ruther not say
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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play at that game.

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There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

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My 3 yr old daughter made her first pun today and I almost cried. She was eating an apple and I asked her if she liked apples.

She said apple-lutely

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What did the left eye say to the right eye when they got married?

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

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What was a very common name in the middle ages?

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

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Apologies if it's a bit corn-y
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Gottemm
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so many choices
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What pan is the best to make sushi in?

Japan.

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List of every victim and injured victim where they were shot and in chronological order

Rachel Scott, age 17, killed by shots to the head, torso, and leg on a grassy area next to the West Entrance of the school.

  1. Richard Castaldo, age 17, shot in the arm, chest, back and abdomen on the same grassy area.

  2. Daniel Rohrbough, age 15, killed by a shot to the chest on the West Staircase.

  3. Sean Graves, age 15, shot in the back, foot and abdomen on the West Staircase.

  4. Lance Kirklin, age 16, shot with wounds to the leg, neck and jaw on the West Staircase.

  5. Michael Johnson, age 15, escaped from the grassy knoll with wounds to his face, arm and leg.

  6. Mark Taylor, age 16, shot in the chest, arms and leg on the grassy knoll.

  7. Anne-Marie Hochhalter, age 17, shot in the chest, arm, abdomen, back, and left leg near the cafeteria's entrance.

  8. Brian Anderson, age 16, injured near the West Entrance by flying glass.

  9. Patti Nielson, age 35, hit in the shoulder by shrapnel near the West Entrance.

  10. Stephanie Munson, age 16, shot in the ankle inside the North Hallway.

  11. Dave Sanders, age 47, died of blood loss after being shot in the neck and back inside the South Hallway.

Evan Todd, age 15, sustained minor injuries from the splintering of a desk he was hiding under.

  1. Kyle Velasquez, age 16, killed by gunshot wounds to the head and back.

  2. Patrick Ireland, age 17, shot in the arm, leg, head, and foot.

  3. Daniel Steepletonage, 17, shot in the thigh.

  4. Makai Hall, 18, shot in the knee.

  5. Steven Curnow, age 14, killed by a shot to the neck.

  6. Kacey Ruegsegger, age 17, shot in the hand, arm and shoulder.

  7. Cassie Bernall, age 17, killed by a shot to the head.

  8. Isaiah Shoels, age 18, killed by a shot to the chest.

  9. Matthew Kechter, age 16, killed by a shot to the chest.

  10. Lisa Kreutz, age 18, shot in the shoulder, hand and arms and thigh, buttocks

  11. Valeen Schnurr, age 18, injured with wounds to the chest, arms and abdomen.

  12. Mark Kintgen, age 17, shot in the head and shoulder.

  13. Lauren Townsend, age 18, killed by multiple gunshot wounds to the head, chest and lower body.

  14. Nicole Nowlen, age 16, shot in the abdomen.

  15. John Tomlin, age 16, killed by multiple shots to the head and neck.

  16. Kelly Fleming, age 16, killed by a shot to the back.

  17. Jeanna Park, age 18, shot in the knee, shoulder and foot.

  18. Daniel Mauser, age 15, killed by a shot to the face.

  19. Jennifer Doyle, age 17, shot in the hand, leg and shoulder.

  20. Austin Eubanks, age 17, shot in the hand and knee.

  21. Cor

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Proud dad moment.

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

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Well that didn't cross my mind
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He knows too much
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16 Morbid Details About The Columbine Shooting That Still Haunt Us To This Day

1) Teachers were aware of the shooters' fascination with killing people but dismissed it

Harris (left) and Klebold practice shooting guns in a home movie, dated March 1999

In December 1998, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold produced a short film called Hitmen For Hire. They showed the movie to their class and everyone was horrified; the tape showed the boys being hired by a nerd and then shooting a bully with fake guns. Both the Harris and Klebold families, including the police, only learned of this after the massacre. The teacher allegedly chastised them for the violence but didn't see it as an impending threat.

In an interview with Sue Klebold, she reveals that in March 1999, not long before the shooting, she and Tom were called into a meeting with Dylan's Creative Writing teacher, Judith Kelly. When they arrived with Dylan in tow, they were surprised to see that a guidance counselor was also present. According to Ms. Kelly, she had wanted to meet with them before she graded the paper. Dylan had written a very violent essay in which he depicted himself as an assassin "dressed head-to-toe in black," gunning down innocent people. Sue and Tom were horrified, then they were dumbfounded as to why they had actually been called in-- Ms. Kelly didn't have a problem with the violence, it was the excessive use of swear words that bothered her. While Dylan dismissed his own writing as "just a story," Sue recalls Tom asking the counselor: "Is this something we need to be worried about?" He told them no; however, if that they were really concerned about things then he'd follow up with them and show them Dylan's essay. (Ms. Kelly would later contradict the Klebold family's claims that she wasn't a concerned teacher.)

The counselor never reached out to Sue and Tom. When he was interviewed in 2016 for a 20/20 special, he said (off-camera): "In a pre-Columbine world, I just didn't see it as a threat."

2) The police were criticized for how they handled the entire thing

Students and staff fleeing Columbine High School on April 20, 1999

Prio

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where do pirates get their hooks?

second hand stores!

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I've spent all morning trying to think of a quality pun, just to come up with THIS otter rubbish.
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I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..

it's Hans free now..

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3.14159265387279 snek
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My 6 year old wanted me to share his joke with you all. What is a horses favorite store?

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

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Rock bottom
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

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My Son Ate a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles. My Wife is Scared but I'm not...

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

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Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"

That was the punchline

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Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $3.00

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

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I threw up in the toilet
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Hot
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Saw this on insta @PunHubOnline
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I never really understood why it was spelled: camouflage

and not:

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Had a good chuckle
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Today on a walk my son was asking about a bunch of plants and stuff, he pointed to one and I said it was a fungi.

Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"

I did not know.

So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"

So proud.

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At what point does it stop being grave robbing and start being archaeology?
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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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So my dad just died because he needed blood and we didn’t know his blood type.

He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.

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The elderly wife in church turned to her husband and said, β€œI’ve just done a silent fart. What should I do?”

He said, β€œChange the batteries in your hearing aid”.

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General Snark: Wednesday, April 7

Add your snarky comments below or join the conversation in the individual posts:

Aaryn Gries Williams

Becka Clark

Birdalamode/Shannon Bird

Dani Austin

Dooce

Healthy Diva Life

NieNie/Stephanie Nielson

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General Snark: Saturday, April 10 - Sunday, April 11

Just a reminder that I will be locking all this week's threads on Monday morning in preparation for the new week!

Add your snarky comments below or join the conversation in the individual posts:

Aaryn Gries Williams

Becka Clark

Birdalamode/Shannon Bird

Dani Austin

Dooce

Healthy Diva Life

NieNie/Stephanie Nielson

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General Snark: Friday, April 9

Add your snarky comments below or join the conversation in the individual posts:

Aaryn Gries Williams

Becka Clark

Birdalamode/Shannon Bird

Dani Austin

Dooce

Healthy Diva Life

NieNie/Stephanie Nielson

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Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

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