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#7. The Highway Terminus Zoo | State Eighty Seven | Cities Skylines
We continue a new city on one of my favourite maps: The Great Plan! For our starting series here, we're building the state of ...
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സത്യത്തിൽ ഭൂരിഭാഗം മലയാളികൾ ഏതുപക്ഷത്താണ്? ബിഷപ്പുമാര് മാത്രമേ ബാറുകളെ എതിർക്കുന്നുള്ളു? Or are the bishops backed by a considerable population? Didn't the Congress lose a lot of votes due to their anti-bar policies?
http://www.thenewsminute.com/article/kerala-hc-slams-state-govt-plan-open-liquor-vends-highways-63260
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back, wide eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. "But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks.
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."
Just want to get your experiences on this.
I have points on my license, so I drive like a literal grandma. I have been screamed at 20 times on the road and honked at for going exactly the speed limit because I put on cruise control and I do not want to get a speeding ticket.
Last night, I saw a cop pulled over to the side of the highway. I was going 66/67 in a 65 (I do this because of the people who honk at me and I figure that I have the leeway to go 1-2 over.
This motherucker pulled me over for my “speed” and issued me a whopping 89 in a 65. I would swear on anything in the world that I wasn’t going above 67. I was in the right lane. I had cruise on. 89??? I haven’t gone that fast in my entire life. Furthermore, he pulled that # out of his ass because he randomly said “oh, 89” when I said well how fast was I going?”
I just do not understand. I want to file a complaint with this guy (don’t know if it’s a good idea). I want to go to trial, don’t know if they’ll take my word for it. I don’t care if he has a speedometer, there is 0% chance he has any evidence that shows I was going anything since 67. I just do not understand why this happened to me.
Are they trying to meet quotas? Is it because I glanced at him and made eye contact? Was that “suspicious”?
Does this happen to anyone else?
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