I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
I wanted to share a pretty long comment I left in a CMV thread here to ask what you all think about it. Feel free to comment if you agree or disagree and why, if you want.
I’m not sure whether this is a good kind of post to fit this sub, since most posts so far have been memes. If this post does not go over well, then I might avoid sharing my comments from elsewhere as posts here in the future. Still, I thought this might provoke some good discussion.
I was responding to someone who claimed that gender is not a social construct because “we dont really base anything in this world off of ‘social constructs’ if the science is there to prove or disprove it.” Here is part of my reply:
> …defining gender based on hormones, or even based on genetics, is a very big "if." Acknowledging all of the relevant scientific findings, we can still define gender differently — especially if a different definition is more useful.
> …a "social construct" is largely just an assignment of category boundaries to any existing data that does not already fall into perfectly discrete categories by itself — in other words, basically any data.
>Even when all relevant science is reasonably settled, we still need to assign thresholds and draw lines to separate our data and experiences into useful categories. Science itself heavily depends on social constructs. Science shows us continua and we chop them up into discrete categories:
>> "Labels and boundaries that break continua into cognitively digestible units aid our memory, and many neurons in associational cortical regions respond to stimuli in a categorical manner. Despite this pull, categorical thinking distorts our ability to view accurately the relationships among facts, in that we tend to underestimate the difference between two facts that happen to be given the same categorical label, while we overestimate the difference between the same two facts if they are given different categorical labels.
>>This was shown in one remarkable study in which ‘categorical’ neurons were identified in the cortex of monkeys which would respond to the image of a dog or a cat (but not both). The experimenters then presented the test subjects with a computer-generated image of a cat or dog, and then would slowly morph the image so that it was a hybrid of the two (w
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Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
