Split (bowling) Puns

A list of puns related to "Split (bowling)"

My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl.

I said no I didn’t know he could.

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👤︎ u/Grind_n_brine
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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Trying to write some clean jokes about bowling balls

but they keep ending up in the gutter.

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👤︎ u/maximusheadroom
📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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My dad's favorite

I feel like I can subscribe to this sub considering I'm a new dad and need a good arsenal to embarrass my daughter... Anyway, here you go...

When talking about his days bowling in college... "Those cheerleaders never could do a 7-10 split."

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👤︎ u/coachlasso
📅︎ Nov 27 2013
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Used this one a lot when I cooked in an Italian-American restaurant

Server: "I forgot to send this spaghetti as a half/split order. Can you fix it please?"

Me: "It can't be done."

Server: "Why not?"

Me: "Its InPastaBowl."

They don't say it, but I know they all miss my awesome jokes.

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👤︎ u/chocolate_factory
📅︎ Mar 11 2015
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