31 Hilarious Southern thorny skate Puns

Southern California, USA, common landscaping ~bushy guy. Thorny, fruity, has a flair for the dramatic.

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👤︎ u/Squawkerson

📅︎ May 24 2021

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Removed this ugly thing today. The wood is yellow like mustard and it’s thorny af, here in Southern Ontario.

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👤︎ u/winnt7

📅︎ Aug 07 2021

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What is this thorny plant that grows quickly and keeps appearing all around my black willow tree? (southern Maine, USA)

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👤︎ u/fauxRealzy

📅︎ May 13 2021

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Thorny bush with leafy green (unripe) and yellow (ripe) fruits. Southern California (found in community garden likely not native) reddit.com/gallery/m35pwu

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👤︎ u/cant_I_have_lab

📅︎ Mar 12 2021

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What is this thorny bush with small red berries? Found in southern Ontario reddit.com/gallery/kn4vsb

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👤︎ u/SSparkatron98

📅︎ Dec 30 2020

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Found a few skate before, but never one like this! 99% sure it's a Thorny Skate, regret bringing it home because its hella stinky.

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👤︎ u/doja_beef

📅︎ Jan 06 2020

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Weed or Plant? It sprouted from nursery-bought soil, and I wanted to know what it was so I could decide whether to keep it or remove it. Thorny stem, no flowers yet. Southern Hemisphere. reddit.com/gallery/k9wf9y

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👤︎ u/amayawa

📅︎ Dec 09 2020

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Thorny Devil found near Southern Cross in Western Australia.

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👤︎ u/Greengrihnd

📅︎ Sep 27 2020

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Red thorny plant with some berries. Found in Southern California at high elevation, in a coniferous forest

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👤︎ u/turtlbug

📅︎ Feb 02 2020

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Thorny plant in my back yard (Southern California)

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👤︎ u/DeathOfGlory

📅︎ May 26 2020

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The thousands of bees are back! Every year we think this is the year they're going to fly off with this unknown tree. Please help identify - thorny tips, tiny yellow flowers (only bloom for few weeks in April/May), round elongated leaves, no fruit, no berries, Southern California, USA. TIA!!!

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👤︎ u/betia_too

📅︎ May 02 2020

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Summer has arrived early in southern New England ☀️ Hoping to fill this season with plenty of more trail skates to the beach v.redd.it/lvqx7mt033171

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👤︎ u/fluorescent-grey

📅︎ May 24 2021

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Found this in my yard. It looks like a type of vine and is choking out the bad stuff. Its soft and not thorny. In Southern Virginia, US.

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👤︎ u/CallMeElderon

📅︎ Apr 05 2020

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Do you guys like southern California skate punk?! I LIKE SKATE PUNK!

Hey everyone! My band Burner State recently released our debut 5 song EP!

Okay maybe it's pop punk. I honestly don't know anymore.

I've received feedback such as;

"this reminds me of the 90's!",

"I think I'm back in highschool!", and

"This band fucks!"

All quotes from people I know, I think. It's on all streaming services

(people love spotify, right? https://open.spotify.com/artist/5PFMjZOKjq1EjajLXlL2R6?si=KHGTiqowSTKyNpS5Y9L6Mw&dl_branch=1)

It's also on youtube!

Thanks!

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👤︎ u/drumsareneat

📅︎ Sep 02 2021

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No idea what this is, found this in southern Kentucky these berries sit on top of a short thorny tree

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👤︎ u/universalSpork

📅︎ Sep 09 2019

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Downhill skating at 50+ mph in Southern California v.redd.it/oiomfqgt8r581

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👤︎ u/Sthepker

📅︎ Dec 15 2021

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Thorny skate will not be added to endangered species list salon.com/2017/02/25/thor…

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👤︎ u/DoremusJessup

📅︎ Feb 25 2017

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Small thorny plant found in southern Ohio

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👤︎ u/Harold_Soup6366

📅︎ Nov 04 2018

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Found this big thorny bush of sorts in my new garden, located in North Orange County, Southern California, USA. Any ideas of what it could be?

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👤︎ u/xoxo_needuh

📅︎ Jun 04 2019

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Found in southern california. What's this thorny tree?

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👤︎ u/fortunatekey

📅︎ Oct 19 2018

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What is this thorny tree? In southern California in desert climate

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👤︎ u/ValNesCreation

📅︎ Oct 13 2019

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Why We Need Space Ethicists: We need them to “help us tackle the thorny moral questions and complicated debates that growing interest in space exploration raises” noemamag.com/why-we-need-…

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👤︎ u/as-well

📅︎ Nov 24 2021

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Should police arrest sex workers for standing around? Thorny question lands on Newsom's desk latimes.com/california/st…

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👤︎ u/Philo1927

📅︎ Jan 03 2022

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Thorny bushes to secure hillside perimeter?

My house was recently broken into. They accessed the property through a semi steep hillside. I am looking for recommendations for thorny bush plant to plant alongside that perimeter and eventually form a thorny barrier. I’ve already planted a couple barberry bushes but read that it’s an invasive species and am wondering if it was a mistake to plant them.

If there are other thorny type bushes that would grow well in California I am to suggestions…

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👤︎ u/OTSProspect

📅︎ Jan 14 2022

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My friends thinks rosa's thorny gloves star power is better even in bushy maps since it can kill 66% of the brawlers with one less ammo what are your opinions?

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👤︎ u/Koshty

📅︎ Dec 30 2021

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Is this a normal color for these guys? I'm on lost island, and this is the first time I have ever seen a thorny dragon that looked like this. reddit.com/gallery/s3h42c

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👤︎ u/Shadow_marine1X

📅︎ Jan 14 2022

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Thorny pencil -5% HP every time you shift your hand, +300% INT