What do you call a group of ravens trying bring crows together?

A conspiracy to commit murder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_bored_wolf
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RNA and DNA

RNA and DNA were hanging out in the nucleus when RNA said β€œUracilly man, D” to which DNA replied β€œwhat doth Thymine?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spook404
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My son just put a small toy plane on the tree

And then said "it's just a plain ornament. Get it? Because it doesn't have decoration but it's also a plane". I was pretty proud

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