Soap bar Puns

A list of puns related to "Soap bar"

As a child, it was my dream to make a perfect bar of soap ...

... but somehow it just slipped away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cacarrizales
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Many people believe liquid soap is more hygienic than soap bars.

Don't listen to them, it is only a slippery soap argument.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yoohao
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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If you’re switching from liquid to bar soap, be careful...

It’s a slippery soap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runningwaterss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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What did the bar of soap say to the dirty boy?

"Hygiene"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxymcboxbox
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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What do you call a dumb bar of soap?

Antifacterial

Ok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hugo_kp_l
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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What did the slipper say to the bar of dove soap?

"I'm fairly sure I'm slipperier than you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellow_gecko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2014
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My wife said "what's wrong with your hair?"

"I washed it with bar soap... I didn't want to use your fancy salon stuff..."

"What salon stuff?"

"The bottle said 'oodways' "

"That was the shampoo, genius... it was upside down..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/profgarden
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Santa Doing It Right

I went to see Santa last night. He had a prostitute carrying a Dove bar and Sure deodorant. One whore, soap and spray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mad_Chicken_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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What item in your bathroom has a liquor license?

The Bar of Soap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PEACE1VLAKER
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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Where do all the clean people go to drink?

The soap bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katieglove
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2017
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As a child my dream was to design the perfect bar of soap.

But somehow it just slipped away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Threeatatime1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2017
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