She was a bit scared a very confused until we showed up at grandmas house as usual. Happy Veterans Day to my mom and those who served ! and thanks to all of you that are AD | NAD | TRS | TAMP for your service.
Thankfully, he’s in a stable condition.
they are full of themselves
I just don't buy it.
"Poi, son."
I look over, and he's reaching into his pocket and pulls out a little vial, and shakes it out all over me. He hands me this vial and he's made a shitty label around it, and he wrote on this fricken label, "Directions: Add in salt to injury".
He's a legend among my friends dads.
I guess my taste buds are now just taste acquaintances
It’s because they’re made of ANTibodies.
There's no need for a staff infection.
...But unfortunately they said they don't deliver polar bear.
You could say I'm ready for the Super Bowel.
he says "here you go coughy boy"
and hands me a cup of coffee..
He's a veteran Aryan.
"How do you feel?"
"With my hands, mostly"
I call it alturniptive medicine.
"Well you know you gotta have a lot of patients for that..."
and I ended up puking my guts out. Afterwards, all I wanted to do was lay down and take a nap. The only thing I could think of was 'wow, that really took a lot out of me'.
My father in law has been sick with the flu for about a week now. I text him, "How ya feeling?" His reply: "With my fingers."
Hilarity ensued.
Thankfully, he’s in a stable condition.
