I was feeling lonely so I bought shares of GameStop stock.
I just wanted some company.
Why was the anteater so lonely?
Cause there’s no such thing as an uncle-eater
Why are skeletons so lonely?
Because they have no body.
I was lonely so I made a friend out of bread.
I guess I just kneaded someone.
Why are skeletons so lonely?
They ain’t got nobody :(
Ghosts are so lonely that...
they'll call anyone boo.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
Because he ain't got no body.
Why was the variable so lonely?
Because everyone isolated them
I’ve been getting lonely lately, so I bought some shares
It’s much nicer having some company
Why do melons seem so lonely?
Because they cantaloupe!
Not so lonely reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
Why are some vegans so lonely?
Because they hate to meat.
Why were the spaniard's jeans so lonely?
Because they were pantalones!
I was very lonely so I bought some shares
It's nice to have a bit of company.
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Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I was feeling lonely so I bought some shares
It's nice to have some company
I was feeling lonely, so I bought some shares.
It’s nice to have a little company.
