It was so hot yesterday I had to stand in the shade.
It's so hot outside that my cow started giving powdered milk
Why do you need to be so careful if you're learning about hot air ballooning as a hobby?
It's easy to get carried away.
My post is so hot, it’s red
It's so hot today
"It's 99°F!"
#Dad: "That's not 0K"
Got bored with my usual beverages so I instead tried soaking a book in hot water.
It wasn't great, but at least it was a novel tea.
It was so hot & humid, even the bee's perm became unmanageable...
I don't understand how stadiums are so hot, even during summer
There are thousands of fans at some games!
It was getting really hot in the journey, so I opened the window to let some air in.
I closed the window after a minute, and everyone disappeared from inside the space shuttle!
How come the stadium got so hot?
It was a lovely movie and I had a hot date, so I asked her to whisper something in my ear that would make my heart beat faster. She gave me this sly little smile and then she replied,
"Don't look now, but your wife is sitting right behind us."
Why is hot cocoa so frightened?
Its always getting mugged.
Why is letter T so hot?
Because no one likes cold T(ea)
Why did the stadium get so hot before the game?
because the players were warming up.
Remember guys, the weather is hot outside so we shouldn’t be leaving our dogs in our cars
Graveyards are so hot right now!
People are just dying to get in.
My wife recently lost her job, so for now it's only me selling hot dogs
So I guess in this household, I'm the breadwiener
Why does Ken feel so hot?
He’s waiting in a Barbie queue.
My girlfriend's last name is Pan. We were making hot dogs. She was debating how I should cook them, so I said "I like to put my wiener in a pan".
It worked well. The hot dogs were delicious.
It's so hot here in Australia right now that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up...
... just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
My wife groaned, “So you’re completely fine with how hot it is in here?”
I replied: I’m not a fan.
Graduated Sunday. Will live in infamy for explaining why it was so hot in the stadium.
Because there's over a thousand degrees.
Everybody around me heard that and groaned. The guy in front of me stared back like, "you've gotta be kidding me"
How do stadiums get so hot
With all those fans in them it should stay nice and cool
Another not-so-hot Olympic dad joke
Watching beach volleyball the other day.
Announcer: It's raining and chilly.
Me: No, not Chile, Brazil.
Then I had to wait hours for my husband to come home so I could repeat it, because my toddler is too young to get it.
It's a wonder stadiums get so hot when they're filled with fans
It's so hot...
I saw a heatwave and I waved back
So I was talking with my brother about my GPU that only turns on the fans when it's getting hot ...
Brother: "But nothing turns on your GPU fans"
Me: "Maybe my GPU fans are a-sexual"
[REQUEST] Punny reply for "It was so hot yesterday that i was almost in MOLten state'
I know my friend sent me this bad pun. please suggest a good reply.
My dad sounds like a 300lb Borat. Brothers and I: "Dad, look at that girl, she's so hot!"
Dad: "WHAT YOU MEAN HOT? LIKE OUT OF OVEN?!?!"
Elbow nudges to each of us
Cue maniacal laughter
HHUAHUAHUAHAUHAUHAUHUA
Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all of the fans left.
Why was the stadium so hot?
Got bored with my usual beverages so I instead tried soaking a book in hot water
It wasn't great, but it was at least a novel tea.
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