So here's my impression of Robert DeNiro, Jackie Chan, and President Bush walking into a restaurant.

"Table for 3."

My grandpa says this joke weekly, and cracks up every time.

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Dad joked about my girlfriend's name.

"So what's Jackie's (girlfriend) last name?"

"Dinh."

"...it's not Chan?"

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