Smoking (rolling paper) Puns

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I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.

Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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For Easter I plan on smoking a ham.

Anyone know where I can find rolling papers big enough to fit one?

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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My stoner friend used my daily agenda notebook to roll up a joint.

He is now high on my list of priorities.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 30 2018
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I wrote down the names of all the people I hate, but my roommate used the paper to roll up his joint

Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to see again.

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👤︎ u/OwenJthomas89
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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I wrote down the names of everyone I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll his joint.

He’s now high on the list of people I never want to see again.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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