Slow Motion Puns

Lake Chad...

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I wouldn’t recommend anyone attack me in slow motion now…

While I was out with my wife/kids, we decided to go into a local Honey store.

I always tell my boys to use caution in these stores because I am so afraid they'll break something. When I went to tell them ... I could feel it happening as I said it, as if I were saying it in slow motion:

"Okay boys, when we get in here... BEEEEEEEE careful!" Nobody laughed, and that's how I knew I had just committed a Dad joke.

Sent my dad a slow motion video of my dog jumping after a ball. His response: "Looks like he's getting slow in his old age."