Slipping Through My Fingers Puns

Day 7 of posting soapy dad jokes for a week!

I was going to post just one joke today but due to the situation right now, I have decided to post 7 just to try to lighten the mood a bit.

Here we go...!

1. Why did the soap cross the road to the beach?

>!to get to the other tides!!<

2. My friend said he got a package containing soaps from around the world...

>!But it was a pack of lyes!!<

3. I wanted to do the dishes and wasn’t sure where I put the dish soap.

>!then it dawned on me.!<

4. Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.

>!then it's a soap opera.!<

5. Last night thieves broke into my house but all they stole was soap.

>!cops say they got away clean!!<

6. Which is better Shampoo or Conditioner?

>!is it the foamer or the lather?!<

And lastly...

7. I NEED MORE SOAP PUNS!!

>!All the good ones keep slipping through my fingers! :(!<

Hope you enjoyed that! Please have a nice day!

>!Stay strong, Ukraine!!<

Sadly the opportunity slipped through my fingers. :(

(actually I did make a butterfinger commercial on my Youtube channel: New Butterfinger Commercial 2021, but I can't post it on here because of "No videos". It's only 31 seconds and has a double pun. :D

My family was in the car for several hours and my younger sister says"Dad I can't hold it" My dad replies "Hold what?" Sister "My pee, can we stop" Dad "me either it just slips through my fingers" wow

Because all the good ones keep slipping through my fingers.

(I do need some for a job interview though, I want this interview to be a clean sweep)