Slatter Puns

You lie I lie we all lie, we all lie to each other it’s called civilization

Ten minutes in the future, the world runs on an economy of job shares and apps, including Reapr: a crowdfunding platform to fund assassinations. Charlie Ellison leads a quiet, normal life until she's suddenly targeted by a million dollar Reapr campaign. Hunted by all of Los Angeles, Charlie hires Vita, the lowest rated bodyguard on the Dfend app. As the campaign picks up speed, they'll have to figure out who wants Charlie dead before the campaign's 30 days or their lives are over.

#Strength

Pushing/Pulling

• Pulls Charlie across a table

• Grabs Charlie and pulls her aside

Lifting/Carrying

• Carries Charlie up a flight of stairs

• Carries a struggling Charlie to her car

Striking

• Elbows a guy in the face so hard he spits out blood

• Knocks out someone with the butt of her gun

• Knocks a man with a helmet out with a pistol whip knocking out a tooth

• Sent someone flying with a punch

• Lifted someone with a punch whip choking someone else out floored someone with a kick and tackled two people to the ground all in a short period of time

• One-shotted Quincy

• Kicked through a window

Other

• Cuts a manikins arm off

• Throws a a machete into a woman’s chest

• Jumps through a window with a chest

• Crushes a firefighters credit card swiper

• Put a mugger in the hospital and finished an obstacle course without even sweating despite everyone else being exhausted

• Pried open an elevator hung onto the bottom of it

#Durability

• Runs through a house while it burns down

• Jumps out a window onto an inflatable

• Survived being in a car that got flipped over by an explosion

• Blocked a laptop with her arm

• [Got kicked in the face](https:/

I have anointed :

Molten Vicious Lyuda (125% wdmg and for siren phasecast 250%wdmg)

Rowan's Call (rad 50% shock dmg),(shock 100% wdmg )(fire 100% wdmg and for siren 250% wdmg after phasecast)

Queen's Call (corosive 100% wdmg)

Lucian's Call (fire 125% Wdmg),( coro 100% dmg)

The Holistic Butcher (11% fire rate and 26% reload speed)

Cash Infused Butcher (250% wdmg after phasecast)

Cash infused Brainstormer (100% wdmg)

Redundant Brainstormer (100% wdmg)

Defrauding Crossroad (coro for Siren 250% wdmg after phasecast ),(100%wdmg)

Hostile Crossroad (fire 100% wdmg)

Cocky Flakker (moze unlimited ammo 5s)

Itchy Flakker (125% splash dmg)

Burning Flakker (100% wdmg)

Subsidized Conference Call (50% shock dmg)

Artic disciplined Night (100% dmg)

Binary Cutman (fire for Moze 8% mag recharge/s),(shock 100% wdmg)

Oozing vigorous Roisen's thorns (50% fire dmg)

The Duc (Moze unlimited ammo 5s)

Itchy Gratifying Laser Sploder (Rad 25% crit dmg)

Double penetrating pneumatic laser sploder (fire 100% wdmg)

The transformer (20% cooldown on action skill)

Re charge (Siren phrase grap create nova),(5% regain health)

Augmented Stop Gap (5% regain health)

Recurring Hex rad (1 grenade on start AS)

Reccuring Hex Shock (1 grenade on start AS)

• Non annoited :

Sticky Quasar

Storm Front

Mitosis Hex cryo

MirvTacular (cryo)

• Relics an class mod

Ice Breake Deathless : +14% reload speed, +16% shock dmg,+30% shield recharge rate

Electric slide Deathless : +30% grenade dmg,+16% cryo dmg, +40% mag size

Elemental projector Deathless :+30% grenade dmg, +29% fire resist, +16% fire dmg

Elemental projector Splatter gun :+17% shotgun dmg, +40%FFLY, +8% mvt speed

Last stand Otto idol : +21% action skill cooldown,+16% rad dmg, +8%mvt speed

Last Ditch Entrenched Bloodletter (+3dm): +25%wdmg ,+50% accuracy torgue, +15% fire rate DAHL

Desperate Entrenched Bloodletter(+2dm) :+25% wdmg,+31% Shotgun dmg,+30% grenade dmg

Spectral Phasezerker : +25%wdmg, +20% reload speed,+31% AR dmg

Volatile TEMP Phasezerker : +25% wdmg, +31% action skill cooldown rate, +31% AR dmg

Entranced Primeval phasezerker : +35% Sniper dmg, +31% AR dmg,+10% jakobs dmg

Blended Tangled Elementalist : +10% Maliwan wdmg, +31% shotgun dmg,+31% action skill cooldown rate

Blessed Circulating Blast Master : +31% AR dmg, +31% sniper dmg, +55% projectile speed Torgue

Hazy Molly Rocketeer :+31% dmg heavy weapon, +32%fire rate atlas, +15% fire rare DAHL

Armor plated Booming Beear Trooper : +28% s

Thanks man.

Submitted via the website. She's a co-sponsor, and Kuderer and Whalen are my co-reps, so I also sent it to them. I'm not expecting much, but at least logging my objection.

Rep. Slatter, I am writing to you to please vote against all of the bills that are being presented this session to limit the rights of law-abiding citizens who support the Second Amendment. I understand the desire to "do something" when bad people make terrible decisions and hurt good people. However, the law should not punish law-abiding citizens by limiting their rights. The evil person who has attacked other people has already committed a crime, and they should absolutely be punished to the full extent of the law. A small woman who is being threatened by a group of men can defend herself much more ably with a pistol or rifle that has as many bullets as possible - artificially limiting her ability to defend herself only enables the criminals by giving them less risk. And by restricting the rights of law-abiding citizens by making something that was previously legal now illegal, will make those citizens criminals, despite having hurt no one. Please consider the impact of these laws.

I have anointed

Molten Vicious Lyuda (125% wdmg and for siren phasecast 250%wdmg)

Rowan's Call (rad 50% shock dmg),(shock 100% wdmg )(fire 100% wdmg and for siren 250% wdmg after phasecast)

Queen's Call (corosive 100% wdmg)

Lucian's Call (fire 125% Wdmg),( coro 100% dmg)

The Holistic Butcher (11% fire rate and 26% reload speed)

Cash Infused Butcher (250% wdmg after phasecast)

Cash infused Brainstormer (100% wdmg)

Redundant Brainstormer (100% wdmg)

Defrauding Crossroad (coro for Siren 250% wdmg after phasecast ),(100%wdmg)

Hostile Crossroad (fire 100% wdmg)

Cocky Flakker (moze unlimited ammo 5s)

Itchy Flakker (125% splash dmg)

Burning Flakker (100% wdmg)

Subsidized Conference Call (50% shock dmg)

Artic disciplined Night (100% dmg)

Binary Cutman (fire for Moze 8% mag recharge/s),(shock 100% wdmg)

Oozing vigorous Roisen's thorns (50% fire dmg)

The Duc (Moze unlimited ammo 5s)

Itchy Gratifying Laser Sploder (Rad 25% crit dmg)

Double penetrating pneumatic laser sploder (fire 100% wdmg)

The transformer (20% cooldown on action skill)

Re charge (Siren phrase grap create nova),(5% regain health)

Augmented Stop Gap (5% regain health)

Recurring Hex rad (1 grenade on start AS)

Reccuring Hex Shock (1 grenade on start AS)

• Non annoited :

Sticky Quasar

Storm Front

Mitosis Hex cryo

MirvTacular (cryo)

• Relics an class mod

Ice Breake Deathless : +14% reload speed, +16% shock dmg,+30% shield recharge rate

Electric slide Deathless : +30% grenade dmg,+16% cryo dmg, +40% mag size

Elemental projector Deathless :+30% grenade dmg, +29% fire resist, +16% fire dmg

Elemental projector Splatter gun :+17% shotgun dmg, +40%FFLY, +8% mvt speed

Last stand Otto idol : +21% action skill cooldown,+16% rad dmg, +8%mvt speed

Last Ditch Entrenched Bloodletter (+3dm): +25%wdmg ,+50% accuracy torgue, +15% fire rate DAHL

Desperate Entrenched Bloodletter(+2dm) :+25% wdmg,+31% Shotgun dmg,+30% grenade dmg

Spectral Phasezerker : +25%wdmg, +20% reload speed,+31% AR dmg

Volatile TEMP Phasezerker : +25% wdmg, +31% action skill cooldown rate, +31% AR dmg

Entranced Primeval phasezerker : +35% Sniper dmg, +31% AR dmg,+10% jakobs dmg

Blended Tangled Elementalist : +10% Maliwan wdmg, +31% shotgun dmg,+31% action skill cooldown rate

Blessed Circulating Blast Master : +31% AR dmg, +31% sniper dmg, +55% projectile speed Torgue

Hazy Molly Rocketeer :+31% dmg heavy weapon, +32%fire rate atlas, +15% fire rare DAHL

Armor plated Booming Beear Trooper : +28% spl

I have anointed :

Molten Vicious Lyuda (125% wdmg and for siren phasecast 250%wdmg)

Rowan's Call (rad 50% shock dmg),(shock 100% wdmg )(fire 100% wdmg and for siren 250% wdmg after phasecast)

Queen's Call (corosive 100% wdmg)

Lucian's Call (fire 125% Wdmg),( coro 100% dmg)

The Holistic Butcher (11% fire rate and 26% reload speed)

Cash Infused Butcher (250% wdmg after phasecast)

Cash infused Brainstormer (100% wdmg)

Redundant Brainstormer (100% wdmg)

Defrauding Crossroad (coro for Siren 250% wdmg after phasecast ),(100%wdmg)

Hostile Crossroad (fire 100% wdmg)

Cocky Flakker (moze unlimited ammo 5s)

Itchy Flakker (125% splash dmg)

Burning Flakker (100% wdmg)

Subsidized Conference Call (50% shock dmg)

Artic disciplined Night (100% dmg)

Binary Cutman (fire for Moze 8% mag recharge/s),(shock 100% wdmg)

Oozing vigorous Roisen's thorns (50% fire dmg)

The Duc (Moze unlimited ammo 5s)

Itchy Gratifying Laser Sploder (Rad 25% crit dmg)

Double penetrating pneumatic laser sploder (fire 100% wdmg)

The transformer (20% cooldown on action skill)

Re charge (Siren phrase grap create nova),(5% regain health)

Augmented Stop Gap (5% regain health)

Recurring Hex rad (1 grenade on start AS)

Reccuring Hex Shock (1 grenade on start AS)

• Non annoited :

Sticky Quasar

Storm Front

Mitosis Hex cryo

MirvTacular (cryo)

• Relics an class mod

Ice Breake Deathless : +14% reload speed, +16% shock dmg,+30% shield recharge rate

Electric slide Deathless : +30% grenade dmg,+16% cryo dmg, +40% mag size

Elemental projector Deathless :+30% grenade dmg, +29% fire resist, +16% fire dmg

Elemental projector Splatter gun :+17% shotgun dmg, +40%FFLY, +8% mvt speed

Last stand Otto idol : +21% action skill cooldown,+16% rad dmg, +8%mvt speed

Last Ditch Entrenched Bloodletter (+3dm): +25%wdmg ,+50% accuracy torgue, +15% fire rate DAHL

Desperate Entrenched Bloodletter(+2dm) :+25% wdmg,+31% Shotgun dmg,+30% grenade dmg

Spectral Phasezerker : +25%wdmg, +20% reload speed,+31% AR dmg

Volatile TEMP Phasezerker : +25% wdmg, +31% action skill cooldown rate, +31% AR dmg

Entranced Primeval phasezerker : +35% Sniper dmg, +31% AR dmg,+10% jakobs dmg

Blended Tangled Elementalist : +10% Maliwan wdmg, +31% shotgun dmg,+31% action skill cooldown rate

Blessed Circulating Blast Master : +31% AR dmg, +31% sniper dmg, +55% projectile speed Torgue

Hazy Molly Rocketeer :+31% dmg heavy weapon, +32%fire rate atlas, +15% fire rare DAHL

Armor plated Booming Beear Trooper : +28% s

I have anointed : NEED Burning scourge anointed 125% splash damage

Molten Vicious Lyuda (125% wdmg and for siren phasecast 250%wdmg)

Rowan's Call (rad 50% shock dmg),(shock 100% wdmg )(fire 100% wdmg and for siren 250% wdmg after phasecast)

Queen's Call (corosive 100% wdmg)

Lucian's Call (fire 125% Wdmg),( coro 100% dmg)

The Holistic Butcher (11% fire rate and 26% reload speed)

Cash Infused Butcher (250% wdmg after phasecast)

Cash infused Brainstormer (100% wdmg)

Redundant Brainstormer (100% wdmg)

Defrauding Crossroad (coro for Siren 250% wdmg after phasecast ),(100%wdmg)

Hostile Crossroad (fire 100% wdmg)

Cocky Flakker (moze unlimited ammo 5s)

Itchy Flakker (125% splash dmg)

Burning Flakker (100% wdmg)

Subsidized Conference Call (50% shock dmg)

Artic disciplined Night (100% dmg)

Binary Cutman (fire for Moze 8% mag recharge/s),(shock 100% wdmg)

Oozing vigorous Roisen's thorns (50% fire dmg)

The Duc (Moze unlimited ammo 5s)

Itchy Gratifying Laser Sploder (Rad 25% crit dmg)

Double penetrating pneumatic laser sploder (fire 100% wdmg)

The transformer (20% cooldown on action skill)

Re charge (Siren phrase grap create nova),(5% regain health)

Augmented Stop Gap (5% regain health)

Recurring Hex rad (1 grenade on start AS)

Reccuring Hex Shock (1 grenade on start AS)

• Non annoited :

Sticky Quasar

Storm Front

Mitosis Hex cryo

MirvTacular (cryo)

• Relics an class mod

Ice Breake Deathless : +14% reload speed, +16% shock dmg,+30% shield recharge rate

Electric slide Deathless : +30% grenade dmg,+16% cryo dmg, +40% mag size

Elemental projector Deathless :+30% grenade dmg, +29% fire resist, +16% fire dmg

Elemental projector Splatter gun :+17% shotgun dmg, +40%FFLY, +8% mvt speed

Last stand Otto idol : +21% action skill cooldown,+16% rad dmg, +8%mvt speed

Last Ditch Entrenched Bloodletter (+3dm): +25%wdmg ,+50% accuracy torgue, +15% fire rate DAHL

Desperate Entrenched Bloodletter(+2dm) :+25% wdmg,+31% Shotgun dmg,+30% grenade dmg

Spectral Phasezerker : +25%wdmg, +20% reload speed,+31% AR dmg

Volatile TEMP Phasezerker : +25% wdmg, +31% action skill cooldown rate, +31% AR dmg

Entranced Primeval phasezerker : +35% Sniper dmg, +31% AR dmg,+10% jakobs dmg

Blended Tangled Elementalist : +10% Maliwan wdmg, +31% shotgun dmg,+31% action skill cooldown rate

Blessed Circulating Blast Master : +31% AR dmg, +31% sniper dmg, +55% projectile speed Torgue

Hazy Molly Rocketeer :+31% dmg heavy weapon, +32%fire rate atlas, +15% fire rare