SixthSense Puns

It’s my sixth sense

So I wrote "in the Sixth Sense Bruce Willis was a ghost all along" on the back.

He was lecturing on the cranial nerves, which do pretty much everything for the head. They control all 5 senses and motor output as well as some other non relevant stuff.

Professor: So class does everyone remember what the senses are?

Class: touch/pain, sight, hearing/equilibrium, smell, taste.

Professor: Does anyone know what the sixth sense is?

Class: (thinking hes serious) Guess random shit like magnetoreception.

Professor: The sixth sense is the ability to see dead people.

Class: combination of groans and laughter

I call refer to that feeling as my "sick sense"

I hope that joke wasn't too dull, but hey, it only cost six scents.

Not to be mistaken for a half dozen walking trees from Lord of the Rings… You know, Six Ents.

You don't need a sixth sense to know this can't go on forever.

Dad joked my wife, a little gross:

Me: I have to poo.

Wife: I figured, I have a sixth sense about when you have to poo.

Me: I have a number two sense about that.

Not so much a joke, but just something my dad does:

Whenever we go out to eat, he must sense when the waiter/waitress is going to ask if we're ready for the bill, he pulls out his wallet and in one smooth motion presents he the credit card and says "Let me give you this now and save you the trip."

He must have a sixth sense about cause I have never been able to pull off that maneuver as easily. He might of been doing it subconsciously, because the one time I bring it up and tease him a little; he stopped doing it.

Legend has it once as he handed the card to the waitress she said, "Oh, that will save me a trip!" However I was not there so who really knows what happened that day.