Why is six afraid of seven?
7 was a well known 6 offender
Have you heard of the new psychological therapy for trendy kids?
The spread of Covid 19 is based on 2 factors....
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How dense the population is.
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How dense the population is.
A friend of mine is quite well known for sweeping girls off their feet.
He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
Dr William Archibald Spooner, the creator of spoonerisms was well known to be a smart fella.
I built a model of Mt.Everest and my son asked, "Is it to scale?" I replied "No."
What do you call six boys stacked on top of each other?
Giving Sub Zero the Mr Freeze quotes makes him not just the coolest of freezy puns, but the frozen one as well.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.
Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. Six is afraid of Seven because he is a damn psychopath.
Not sure if this qualifies as dad joke, but anyways here I go: I had to strongly disagree with a friend who accused me of being a severe fence-sitter
Then again, I get where he’s coming from.
I’m so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
I used to be the soccer team's striker until my coach realized I wasn't playing well. He said....
You should play defense, no offense.
Groups of more than six will be banned under new Corona rules. So we all know what this means...
Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.
Some people think that being a waiter is a bad job or the result of poor choices...
but hey, at least I put food on the table...
saw a girl with a tattoo of a tree on her breast, seems like it would be painful...
Well I mean I would be mad...
I've just won an award for being the most secretive person of the year.
I can't tell you how proud that makes me.
I caught a person faking being a model
Why is six afraid of seven
Because seven eight nine
( extremely bad joke I leant in kindergarten btw)
From my six years daughter: what kind of bread does the sun like?
A heart shaped bread. (she pronounced it "hot" with a heavy British accent). This is her Valentine day joke. I am a proud dad.
People give me a lot of trouble for being a necromancer
Can't a guy just raise a family in peace?
What did the greek cheese say after being rid of its mold?
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
You know people use a bag of rocks as a metaphor for being stupid....
But it took one stone to figure out the theory of relativity.
I have to make dad jokes or I could lose my dad license. It's a thing called D-Law. If you're caught being a dad without a license? Well...
Tesla just announced they’ll be including a bottle of their new cologne now with every car sold
Six is not afraid of Seven in Germany.
Someone likes being the center of attention.
Why was six afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a prime number and I assume they can be very intimidating
In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six.
Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...
When I was young I used to be afraid of the dark
Now when I get my electric bill I'm afraid of the light.
I am at the waiting room of the doctor’s office, wondering when my girlfriend’s checkup will be over.
Sitting at the Doc of the Bae, wasting time.
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew of the shelves.
In the old days, excessive use of commas was considered to be a serious crime.
It usually resulted in a long sentence.
You should be careful when you have a window of opportunity.
They're a pane to replace
After being holed up in the house due to Covid, my wife has started having this weird nightmare that our house is made of celery.
Doctors are calling it stalk home syndrome.
Edit: You folks are way too generous. Thanks a lot.
The two men stared intensely at each other over the chessboard, neither one making a move. Suddenly, one of the men gasped in horror and shouted, "How is this possible? You must be taught by the Soviets!"
The other smirked and replied, "Czech, mate."
Eight days in and this year looks like it might be as bad as last year. Possibly even worse. If it does turn out worse, well, you know what they say...
My friend makes a living off of being the sound of a clock.
Her actual words were, "I'm a tiktoker," but I knew what she meant.
Be careful of dating a tennis player
Love means nothing to them.
Always be aware of your surroundings. Even on your midnight toilet trips.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No…”
I was so bored sitting at home that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
COVID numbers are largely based off of two factors
- How dense the population is
- How dense the population is
Why is six afraid of seven? (Punchline is not what you think)
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a "six" offender
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
I bought a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, "Is it to scale?"
I replied, "NO!! It's to look at."
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