I asked a woodworker if he could make some wider chairs for me right now...

but he told me to sit tight.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Oct 03 2018
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My first joke- the day my daughter was born

My wife was complaining of constipation- when in reality she was in labor. "Can you pick me up an enema or suppository?"

Without skipping a beat, I said "of course- sit tight!"

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📅︎ Feb 05 2016
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To all the people waiting to find out how to improve your posture...

Sit tight

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jul 18 2018
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My 5yr-old just got me tonight

Explaining to her during bedtime snuggle that I'm about to make it so her bed is much higher than her little brother's...

Her- "oh like a junk bed?" Me- "no silly, it's a bunk bed" Her- "oh yeah (sheepishly), bunk bed" Snuggle a bit more Her- "do you know why it's called a bunk bed daddy?" Me- "no" Her- "because it's so high when you sit up you "bunk" your head on the ceiling" Me- hugs her tightly

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👤︎ u/norcalscan
📅︎ Feb 05 2015
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